Mike The Digestive Juice Midget

Hey, if you see this please don't read this. I only made this for my friends. You can read it but if you don't like it don't write hate comments. Also, the picture on the cover page is not me!!!
Also, I rushed a lot so there are many spelling mistakes and some sentences don't make sense.
For the last time, don't read this, this was made for my friends to read and please don't write any hate comments in case you didn't like the story which I politely asked you not to read (you can read it if you want but please don't say anything rude, I take things quite personally and it's hard for me to overcome them).

(This was made for fun and as a joke.)

Thank you.