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Sarcasm Professionals

karateunicornalc

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Parts 9
Time 1h 3m

karateunicornalc

Hello my guys, gals, and gender neutral pals! If you could look at the cover and read the title for a moment if you please...

THAT'S RIGHT! I'M DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING MY OWN FANFICTION AND PUTTING MK AND GINA IN RIDONCULOUS RACE! 


(quoting the r@pi$ts from Heathers, You're welcome!)

(or quoting The Rock if you prefer his 'You're welcome' song, or haven't seen Heathers)


(Scarlett and Alex got together directly after or on Pahkitew, or this is the TDI AU, I don't care. Imagine whatever the hell you want)


ENJOY!All Rights Reserved

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