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Sarcasm Professionals

karateunicornalc

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Reads 848
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Parts 9
Time 1h 3m

karateunicornalc

Hello my guys, gals, and gender neutral pals! If you could look at the cover and read the title for a moment if you please...

THAT'S RIGHT! I'M DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING MY OWN FANFICTION AND PUTTING MK AND GINA IN RIDONCULOUS RACE! 


(quoting the r@pi$ts from Heathers, You're welcome!)

(or quoting The Rock if you prefer his 'You're welcome' song, or haven't seen Heathers)


(Scarlett and Alex got together directly after or on Pahkitew, or this is the TDI AU, I don't care. Imagine whatever the hell you want)


ENJOY!All Rights Reserved

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The Bad Boy Bet On Me by dreamersandwishers

Started 16.4.17 Finished 7.6.17 HIGHEST RANK IS #10 IN TEEN FICTION :) Current cover is by @Aisling_Page "Hey," an unfamiliar voice said behind me, I carried on walking thinking it wasn't for me. "Hello!" I turned around this time but stopped short when I came face to face with the schools bad boy. Tyson Anders. Again. "Me?" I asked, I looked around, why on Earth would he be talking to me at lunch time, I mean yeah I understand English but now. He loves me already. "Well I mean, last time I checked, I was talking to you," his sarcastic tone kicked in, I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms. "And why are you talking to me?" "Well," he grabbed my arm and pulled me into the classroom before closing the doors. I looked around, panicking slightly, he fidgeted with the hem of his shirt as before I knew it. "Take it off," I ordered. "What?" Oh Jesus. ~~~ Amelia Saunders, not a loser, but not a popular. She has two close friends, one crush and one enemy. She likes to live a low-key life which she has maintained until she talks to the one and only.... Tyson Anders, definitely not a loser, definitely a popular and a bad boy. Not to mention a friggin sex god. He does not live a low-key life and he has it all, he loves the life, he loves the girls, loves his friends and they love to win. So when Tyson, Damon, Chase and Hunter make a bet with one of their friends, they have to make sure he wins. ~ "I bet you that Amelia Saunders can win Sasha Lawrence in a race." "You're on." Now he has to get her ready for this race with the schools best runner, meaning they spend a lot more time than they're bargaining for and a bit closer than they thought. A race with the enemy, to win for your crush? Must be easy right? ~ "no I'm a potato." One odd friendship that turns into one fat drama DISCLAIMER : this will make you pee with laughter :) Not looking for covers anymore x

🇺🇸 ENG 🏳️‍🌈 Badgirls & Butterflies 🦋 #FreenBecky by captivating_passion

"𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵?" 𝘑𝘢𝘺𝘥𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥, 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵, 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬. 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩. Jaydin Rutherford is 19 years old, the daughter of a wealthy merchant and loves to drive her family crazy with her bad girl behavior. In desperation, her mother therefore hires an au pair for the younger siblings, which Jaydin of course does not fancy at all and tries everything to get rid of this girl. Too bad that Lani (21) is tougher than she looks and soon knows her biggest secret... 🏳️‍🌈 girlxgirl 🏳️‍🌈 ⚠️ ATTENTION! This story deals with sensitive topics. Such as self-harming behavior and physical, as well as psychological violence. Please be careful in reading and beware of yourselves. If you have a hard time reading a certain part of this story, please skip it and continue reading another part. Of course, you can always contact me via DM and I will tell you when you can continue without any risk of being triggered. ヅ - Take care! ヅ ALL RIGHTS TO THE TEXTS ARE MINE! IN CASE OF INFRINGEMENT, I WILL TAKE ACTION AND LEGAL STEPS IF NECESSARY. The rights to the images are the sole responsibility of the photographers, designers, etc.. -Should someone not want me to use his picture: Please contact me and it will be removed IMMEDIATELY!

The girl from New York by joanneexu

Completed✔️ Disclaimer: I wrote this when I was 15 so it is a bit cliché, and many mistakes in the story:) All Brooklyn's life, she's been more of a boy than a girl. She's only ever lived with her single dad and her three older brothers, which means she was bound to grow up more like them. So, when she moved all the way from New York to Tennessee, it wasn't much of a surprise until she met Alex, the one of many popular boys at the high school. Until she realized that Alex decided to make her life a living hell. Well, that's what Brooklyn thought, at least... ___ "He leaned in and put a hand behind my head to kiss me, leaving me frozen and speechless. Almost instinctively, after a moment of processing, I stood on my tippy toes and replaced my fingers in his hair, my other hand on his neck. Butterflies exploded in my stomach, replacing my hunger for food, as he pressed me against a vacant wall. Without a word, he lifted me up while my legs wrapped around his waist, leaning in closer to him, even after there was no more space to fill." [600k] May 3, 2019 [700k] June 8, 2019 [900k] October 1, 2019 [1M] December 18, 2019

The New Journey {Lego: Monkie Kid (LMK) x (FEM) Reader} by Dicthebookworm

I am gonna regret writing this- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay so this will be a female reader insert book, and this will be my first ever reader insert book so be prepared for some noob action on this kind of thing. I may also put a couple of my own LMK OC's in here too, so just prepare for that as well. (This may become just a Wukong x Macaque x reader, but I'm not sure yet heh-) I DO NOT OWN LMK, I ONLY OWN THE READER(Well some things about the reader, but other than that the reader belongs to you) AND MY OWN OC'S!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Being the older sister of the Monkey Kid is weird, especially if people think he is older than you. Just because your smaller and younger looking doesn't mean you don't pay the taxes. You chase the teenagers hyper ass around all day long, making sure he doesn't get himself killed: just because he has Monkey King's powers, doesn't mean he is immortal. Your not really special yourself, you don't have any cool powers like your bro, you're just a regular 20 year old- Or so you fucking thought. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Warning: Cursing, violence, some blood(?), maybe some sexual themes

Total Drama: The Maze Runner by JoanOffical

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Total Drama Presents The Ridonculous Race (Brains and Brawns Characters) by AlecAmmerata

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This Universal Bond (A TFP Fanfic) by PrettyBoyOptimus

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Brainiacs by karateunicornalc

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Adventurous Love (KO x Reader x Tko) by -summertimesun

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Total Drama Ridonculous Race by LongingForYesterday

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The Bad Boy Bet On Me cover

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The girl from New York cover

The New Journey {Lego: Monkie Kid (LMK) x (FEM) Reader} cover

Total Drama: The Maze Runner cover

Total Drama Presents The Ridonculous Race (Brains and Brawns Characters) cover

This Universal Bond (A TFP Fanfic) cover

Brainiacs cover

Adventurous Love (KO x Reader x Tko) cover

Total Drama Ridonculous Race cover

The Bad Boy Bet On Me

Started 16.4.17 Finished 7.6.17 HIGHEST RANK IS #10 IN TEEN FICTION :) Current cover is by @Aisling_Page "Hey," an unfamiliar voice said behind me, I carried on walking thinking it wasn't for me. "Hello!" I turned around this time but stopped short when I came face to face with the schools bad boy. Tyson Anders. Again. "Me?" I asked, I looked around, why on Earth would he be talking to me at lunch time, I mean yeah I understand English but now. He loves me already. "Well I mean, last time I checked, I was talking to you," his sarcastic tone kicked in, I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms. "And why are you talking to me?" "Well," he grabbed my arm and pulled me into the classroom before closing the doors. I looked around, panicking slightly, he fidgeted with the hem of his shirt as before I knew it. "Take it off," I ordered. "What?" Oh Jesus. ~~~ Amelia Saunders, not a loser, but not a popular. She has two close friends, one crush and one enemy. She likes to live a low-key life which she has maintained until she talks to the one and only.... Tyson Anders, definitely not a loser, definitely a popular and a bad boy. Not to mention a friggin sex god. He does not live a low-key life and he has it all, he loves the life, he loves the girls, loves his friends and they love to win. So when Tyson, Damon, Chase and Hunter make a bet with one of their friends, they have to make sure he wins. ~ "I bet you that Amelia Saunders can win Sasha Lawrence in a race." "You're on." Now he has to get her ready for this race with the schools best runner, meaning they spend a lot more time than they're bargaining for and a bit closer than they thought. A race with the enemy, to win for your crush? Must be easy right? ~ "no I'm a potato." One odd friendship that turns into one fat drama DISCLAIMER : this will make you pee with laughter :) Not looking for covers anymore x