Soulmate? Oh, soulmateS?

"You're telling me that I have more than one soulmate?"
"Yes ma'am, a rough estimatewould be at least three."
"Hell no! How do I get rid of a soulmate?"
"Uh, you can't..?"
"...Can I kill my soulmate-"
"NO-"
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"We'restill missing our final soulmate!"
"Iknow, it's so annoyin!"
"There's billions of people, it would take a miracleto find them!"
"Don't lose hope guys, the time will come when meet them."
"Chan, honey, you're too optimistic. "
"No, you're just pessimistic, Minho."
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"Youre my soulmate!"
"Aha, hell no- I'm leaving."
"Wait!"
"AHHhHHH!"
"Come Back!"
"Don't chase me!"
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"Dude you're late."
"Sorry, I was running away from my soulmate."
"What-"
"Yeah, he was chasing me for some reason."
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"You found them?!"
"Yeah! But she ran away.."
"Huh! Why? Who would run away from their soulmate?"
"Uhh...I don't know, her?"
"Ughh. What a pain."