These Colors Can't Run (From Each Other)
janvierolszon
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  • Parts 1
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janvierolszon
Ongoing, First published Jul 05, 2023
Mature
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Okay, so...listen. This is the worst thing I've ever written, but I also think it's hilarious, and I put a slight amount of effort into it, so I'm posting it here.

One of my friends posted an image to Facebook of a naked guy covered in paint of the American flag hugging a naked guy covered in paint of the Pride flag and it was so...specific, and cursed, and hilarious, that I decided I shipped the two flags. That's the simple background behind this absolutely absurd and stupid fanfiction.

No, I'm not going to give it another read. I've already put too much effort into this as it is. I'm just going to publish it, as is. Enjoy, happy Independence Day, bald eagles, etc.

For full effect, you could probably listen to "America Fuck Yeah" on repeat while reading this, but I'm not your dad. Do what feels right.
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