inspired by horror classics such as 'FRIDAY THE 13TH', 'HALLOWEEN', 'TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE' and PS1-style titles from video game developer PUPPET COMBO, SOUTH PARK SCARECROW SLASHER is a south park fanfiction set in flashy 1989, centred around main character craig tucker's summer trip from hell, where he experiences love, friendship, heartbreak and TERROR. this should've been a fun month away from annoying parents and his nagging sister, but unfortunately craig's luck ran out the moment he stepped foot on camp grounds.
years back, a grotesque massacre had taken place at the very camp he was to stay at. the blood has been scrubbed from the floors, but the memories have never left the killer's mind. turns out it's craig tucker's lucky year, because THE SCARECROW has finally decided he's hungry for more. will craig EVADE death's grip, or will he be SLAUGHTERED at the hands of a cannibalistic maniac?
Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways.
Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!"
"Fuck you"
!Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same!
!Fem Reader!
I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?)
Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!