Anti Pear 1
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Complete Tue, Mar 10, 2015<5 mins
our star is anti pear "a world with pears is awful and I would be embarrassed to live in it"he says. And his side kick no pears. "my bro is a great leader and role model". One day the boys were playing hockey..... then the alarms went off! they ran to the master computer but they stopped at the bathroom for 10 minutes and the cafe for 50 minutes and spent 20 minutes in the hall! When they got to the master computer they saw a pear! "a pear but they got wiped out by grandpa!" said anti pear.
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