Leonardo da Vinci x reader (satire)
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This is all just a joke so don't take it personally warning cringe humor
Note from 11-1-23: what in gods name have I created
6-21-24: honestly I was bored
3/17/25: ignore my bad grammar in this fanfic
9/20/25: what is this 🥀
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