Leonardo da Vinci x reader (satire)
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MatureComplete Thu, Aug 3, 2023<5 mins
This is all just a joke so don't take it personally warning cringe humor
Note from 11-1-23: what in gods name have I created
6-21-24: honestly I was bored
3/17/25: ignore my bad grammar in this fanfic
9/20/25: what is this 🥀
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Cry Me A Song (I.G.N.F)
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CNCO IMAGINES AND PREFERENCES ( completed)
Title says it all / badly written COMPLETED i wrote this when i was 13. my writing has hopefully improved since then. read at your own riskComplete
𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 |✔️
"Can I ask you a question?" Alexander says looking me in the eyes while laying back and holding a blunt. "Mhm, ask away.." I replied curiously, focusing on him. "Are you a virgin?" He says looking me in the eyes. I gulped surprised at the question he just gave me. I nod innocently knowing I'm already blushin' "Yes.." I Answer, "Ye ye." He smirked sitting back inhaling his blunt. I raise my eyebrow confused then he looks back at me. "You can't be a virgin." He says staring at me. "..And why's that?" I question. "Sweetheart, you just walked past me and I'm already hard." I bite my bottom lip, "don't do that.." he trails, eyes dark. "Why.." I say looking him deep in the eyes seeing him tense up. "It does things to me..." he starts, "what things?" I say innocently, He then moves closer to me, takes my hand and puts it on his rock hard dick. I widen my eyes. He comes closer and I could feel his hot breath on my neck, then whispers in my ear, "Bad things..." ••• ⚠️mature content⚠️ ⚠️smut warning⚠️ Finished: 5th September, 2021 <3Complete
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CROSSPOSTED TO AO3 + TUMBLR just a collection of my works from tumblr/ ao3! some are nsfw and will be marked as such. these are all my original works, if you see them on here or elsewhere that isn't my ao3 (floralcyanide) or tumblr (floralcyanide) please alert me. Ⓒ 2025 (completed, will not update)Complete
IT & ST Imagines & Preferences
i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware xComplete
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 || 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆
𝘼 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 " 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮. " ~ 𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝘼 𝙀𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙎 🦋💐🖌️ " 𝙎𝙪𝙣 ! 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 , 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚! 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣! 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙊𝙧 𝙈𝙮 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝘽𝙎𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉, 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 ! 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤 𝙎𝙪𝙣! " ~ 𝙅𝙀𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙆𝙊𝙊𝙆 🥂👄🔪 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚? 𝘼 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙠. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥 𝙞𝙩. 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 .Complete
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[Request Close{ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵉ... ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃʳᵈⁱⁿᵍ ˡᵒᵏⁱ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘⁱˡ ᵇᵉⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵘᵐᵖᵉᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ. ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ⁱᵗ. ᵃ ʷᵒʳᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᵉᵈⁱᵗᵒʳ: ʰᵉˡˡᵒ! ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ᵛᵉʳʸ ⁿⁱᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ, ⁱ ᵃᵐ @ⁿⁱᶜᵒˡᵉˣʰᵒʳᵛᵃᵗʰ (ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵒʰ ʷᵉˡˡ). ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᵒᶠ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵉˢ! ⁱ ᵈᵒ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᶻᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ, ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ⁱ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵘⁿᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵖᵗᵉʳˢ ⁱⁿ ᵒʳᵈᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵈⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ, ˢᵒ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉ. ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ! P.s This book is no longer being edited as the editor had lost their interest in editing this book. I am totally grateful for all their work no matter how small it is. Also, I am sorry for any grammatical errors or misspellings in there. With that being said, I hope you enjoy reading this super cringy book. Again, this book is super cringe with tons of grammatical error. Do close the book as fast as you can if you feel like it doesn't suit you or ridiculous, thank you.Complete
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