Grandma's Weave in the Toilet

Probably one of the most random stories you'll ever find out there. Every idea, either from my friends, my experiences, my own mind, or whatever the case may be, it's been twisted into its own, psychotic sentence, all to fit perfectly into this purely majestic piece of fine literature.

Warning: You probably shouldn't read this if you easily get offended by things, or aren't one for extreme weirdness. And we're talking EXTREME, Honey Boo-Boo.