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Where Are You... God? Onceler X Jesus Satire

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Jesus, the one true son of god meets a certain someone dressed in green and they get just a little too close...

This is satire, soz if I offended any Christians but suck it anyways lol 🤪
Updates every few days. (That's a lie, I'm a lazy fuck and it's more like every few months)All Rights Reserved

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