"The game of life is like chess, I am the king and you are the six pawns on the opposing side. So when I yelled checkmate to your king ages ago, I was left standing the only ruler that all the other kingdoms feared. But later, when six of the more intelligent pawns finally realize they'd been played, they rise to become a knight, and then the knight rises to become a bishop, and the bishop rises to become a king, then and only then have I met my match and I can be truly defeated, you have made it farther in the game than I would have guessed, but now I must kill the bishop while he is still the bishop before he becomes king and kills me."