And They Were Roommates

You're new to the town of Brandershire. And, because you're cheap, you've gone to Craigslist in search of a roommate, hoping they're not a serial killer. And the match you've found seems too good to be true. Four other people in a huge house in the middle of the woods of Brandershire. And they're so kind! Too kind...
I don't own any characters whatsoever in this book. All characters are from some form of media/entertainment. Consider them Cameos