Till Hell does us part

So imagine you, the son of two devoted Christians, gets wasted in a party and wakes up in a bed that isn't yours, with two sleeping demons hugging your sides. Yep, that's right. You, my friend, had a demonic threesome!

"Oh lord, what will my parents think?"

Not only did you sleep with two demons, you slept with two demons that make a living out of killing humans for cash! Let's hope you haven't made any enemies that seek revenge beyond the grave.

"Oh no, me and guns don't mix well. Also, I can't stand the sight of blood."

Since you're already stuck with these two demons, might as well enjoy it. Lucky you, one is cute, while the other is hot!
Go get em, tiger!