(ON HOLD)
So imagine you, the son of two devoted Christians, gets wasted in a party and wakes up in a bed that isn't yours, with two sleeping demons hugging your sides. Yep, that's right. You, my friend, had a demonic threesome!
"Oh lord, what will my parents think?"
Not only did you sleep with two demons, you slept with two demons that make a living out of killing humans for cash! Let's hope you haven't made any enemies that seek revenge beyond the grave.
"Oh no, me and guns don't mix well. Also, I can't stand the sight of blood."
Since you're already stuck with these two demons, might as well enjoy it. Lucky you, one is cute, while the other is hot!
Go get em, tiger!
It was another shitty day at the Hazbin Hotel when Niffty found a rabid raccoon demon, scratching up the walls and snarling at whoever came close. Of course, it was up to Baxter to find a cure for her- why wouldn't it be? It was just another shitty day at the Hazbin Hotel, where everyone held hands and sang kumbaya together... At least he got to work in a laboratory again.
This fanfiction might be a little confusing to read if your real name is Cassie. Trigger warning for needles, drug use, gore (only in nightmares), drowning, suicidal thoughts, and unrealistic science.