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[HIATUS]Why The Fuck Am I Here?!![Final Edition][N.S.F.W. 🔞]

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Time 2h 40m

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Isekai Madness Series: Book 1
[SLOW UPDATES]
[A HxH Fanfiction]
[Hisoka x Op Oc x Illumi]

~ In which a girl was delt a shity hand at life, dies, then wakes up in one of her favorite animes. The only problem is, clowns and soulless assassins won't leave her alone.~


Rewrite Date: 07.09.23
Official End Date: TO BE ANNOUNCEDAll Rights Reserved

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Heaven's Empress ||COMPLETE|| by velkareine

|1ST PLACE IN HISOKA FOR HUNTERXHUNTER WATTYS| Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a magical kingdom. The princess was as fair as she was kind. When she was born, a horrible witch put a curse on her. To save her life, the princess was forced to live in a tower that no man was able to set foot in. The princess was lonely and she sang her heart out everyday. A prince heard her beautiful songs and was mesmerized. Eventually he climbed up the tower and defeated the witch, and they lived happily ever after. That's the story people want to hear. That's the story that they are familiar with; that they want to happen. They want to read about righteousness and chivalry, of heroes and heroines, of how good always triumphs over evil. I am no princess; I am an Empress. My kingdom is not magical, there are no fairies, no magic, no happily-ever afters. My kingdom was built on death, and suffering, and the endless tears and screams of the fallen. There is no good in Heaven's Arena. There is the strong, and the weak; and the strong are called Gods. It's not an evil curse that traps me in this tower, but my own stupidity; and it won't be a prince that rescues me - but the joker. I will not have a happily-ever after, it is my repentance for my sin. I dared to challenge the so called Gods... And I won. - |Started: May 2016 || Complete uwu |

House Of Cards | Hisollumi ✓ by theoden_moon

"I envy you, Hisoka." The magician's eyes widened in shock. "I envy you so much. You get to go around and be with whoever you want, while I'm stuck here as an assassin. An assassin who can't experience emotions. An assassin who only lived to be one of his family's drones. But still, I somehow failed at what I was born to do." Illumi tightened his grip around the older male's wrists, Hisoka silently staring at him from the blood-covered ground. "I can't even kill you, a stupid magician. Why do I have feelings for someone like you?..." ◽ Illumi Zoldyck, the oldest son to a family of world-class assassins and the fiancé to Chrollo Lucilfer. After an alliance was formed between the Zoldyck family and the Phantom Troupe, the two are involved in an arranged marriage. Though their relationship is mostly sexual, the two men have mutual respect for each other. When the oldest of the Zoldyck children has to go on a new mission, his latest target is like no other that he's faced before. But when things begin to become personal, Illumi gets caught in an affair that could possibly ruin his relationship. [COMPLETED] fanart used in cover by @/adaki on tumblr

♡𝙸 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞♡ (Hisoka x reader) by Tastemybungeecumcum

🍓 "𝘖𝘩... 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳♡" ✧♡✧ ❥𝘺/𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘓𝘰𝘝𝘦. ❥𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨? ❥𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦? ♬° ✧❥✧¸.•*¨*✧♡✧ ℒℴѵℯ ✧♡✧*¨*•.❥

|| Intertwined || (Illumi x Fem! Reader) by Miilkyyy

(Y/n) is an assassin for the (L/n) family. She's gone to participate in the Hunter Exams in an attempt to escape her assassin career. It should be a good way to train for a while, without being forced to kill that is. She's met and murdered countless people, but this person she meets is different.. unusual even.. Where has she seen him before? What will become of their relationship? - - This story follows the storyline of the HunterxHunter 2011 anime♥︎ - - I do not own any HunterxHunter characters or art I use. - - 🏅 #1 in #illumizoldyck (9/14/21) 🏅 #10 in #illumi (12/1/21) 🏅 #1 in #hxh2011 (8/28/22)

Just A Little Argument (Hisoka x Reader x Illumi) by kofunshota_rose

⚠️WARNING: DO NOT REPORT OR DELETE THIS BOOK IN THE SAKE OF OUR READERS!!🥺 THIS MAY CONTAIN LANGUAGE OR LEWD, IDK. IT'S A FANFICTION AFTER ALL. BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU ANYTHING SAFE FOR AGES UNDER 14. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! Her name is, (Y/N). When she goes to take the hunter exam, she meets two boys that will leave a major impact on her life. With small ups and downs, she's always ready to go on adventures and bring up a good fight. And with Hisoka and Illumi tagging along, there's always something going on... But I'm sure a little rivalry won't change anything. After all, it's j̶u̶s̶t̶ a̶ l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ a̶r̶g̶u̶m̶e̶n̶t̶... Hisoka: She's very interesting~ Illumi: She's not like anyone else I've met. (Y/N)'s a normal girl, right??? W̶r̶o̶n̶g̶-

Hyper Little Bear •HxH• by randommoon

COMPLETED at 79092 Words (only story) 'Remember. Control.' Ding. I walk into a underground tunnel that seems to have no exit except the weird elevator room I just came out of. 'Lovely, an enclosed space with lots of people.' The elevator shuts and I'm left with around twentyish other applicants. All male. 'That's just the cherry on top of this process isn't it.' •~•~•~•~• Small reminder that I do not own the lovely HunterxHunter franchise and that I only own my OC's and how they interact with the story! Cover art thanks to @_moons_art on insta (Updated 12/16/24 cause why not!) Unfortunately I can no longer respond to comments but I love them anyway! Thank you for reading! 💖 My medals🏅 THANK YOU 💖 #1 IllumiZoldyck 5/3/20 #1 IllumixOc 5/13/20 #1 Gon 7/3/20 #1 HxH 7/9/20 #1 HunterxHunter 7/20/20 #1 Hisoka 7/20/20 #1 IllumixOC 7/20/20 THANK YOU FOR 100k! 200k, Wow I'm surprised! But thanks!!! The Mama Bear

𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐴𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑊𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑈𝑝! || Iʟʟᴜᴍɪ Z. X Oc by _ZESTALICIOUS_

╰⋯➤"Rᴜɴ ᴍᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴄᴏʟᴏʀs." Illumi Zoldyck, the well known hunter and assassin of the Zoldyck family met Azien Etzioni (or y/n) during the hunter examination. He took a liking to her because of her flawless sword techneques. Illumi teamed up with her and enjoyed her company. They soon became friends with Hisoka, the clown. However, unaware of her true identity, Illumi stayed with her. As days passed, Illumi gets to know that Azien is actually not a nen user. She is, a person from a different dimention, the world of the demons and demon slayers, a demon sworn to never killing or eating a human. Many people want her head to auction it, and hence, a mafia hires Illumi to kill her. Will Illumi kill his friend out of mere bloodlust and money as he had always done? He is now in a fix because he has already discovered friendship. "You leave me vulnarable, Etzioni." "What should I do... help me." Unravel the story of the trio, Hisoka, Illumi and Azien as they discover the world. Find out the truth of Azien. See how Illumi learns true emotions like killua from Azien and protects her. Fanfic by- _ZESTALICIOUS_ Status: Complete Cover: @pentalux #1:- oc-story 14, march 2021 #5:- Illumixreader 14 Jan 2022 #99:- horror-thriller 17 may 2021 #16:- Action-thriller 25 sep 2021

Sway With Me~ HisokaxReaderxIllumi by simpforclownz

You, Y/n are Leorio's twin sister (non identical) and you take the hunter exam to reunite with your older brother! Seems wholesome, right? That's until clown man and needle boy come crashing into your life... and no matter what you do, they won't leave you alone. It's a constant battle! But there's something else... a familiar man with a cross tattoo on his forehead keeps visiting you in your dreams, claiming you know him. After passing the hunter exam it's now your goal to find him... but at what lengths will Illumi and Hisoka go to keep you away from this mystery man? Who is he even? Started: 4/6/21 Finished: 3/9/22 #1in #Hisoka -3/25/22 #1 in #HisokaxReader -12/16/21 & 3/25/22 #1 in #Zoldyck -12/16/21 #1 in illumixreader- 5/1/22 (I DO NOT OWN HXH OR ANY OF THE FAN ART I PUT IN THIS FAN FIC!!!)

Adult Trio Wrong Number (HxH) by lIhavenolife

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

Do. Your. Worst! »Feitan Portor« by Ari-_-Vespera

Status: ✎Ongoing 42/45* // ↳《Female Zoldyck¡! Reader》 ➷Stars were out, moon was shining, and an auction was currently ongoing. It was a perfect night for assassination. What could possibly go wrong? Well... Y/n was hired to take out a mafia boss. A simple job for such a skilled Nen user; attend the Yorknew auction, eliminate the target, and get the hell out. Maybe if that night had gone to plan, she wouldn't have to be stuck in a room, chained to a wall with torture equipment on a table nearby. Maybe if that night had gone to plan, her path would not have crossed with his. ─── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.✧ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Disclaimer: There will be torturous themes, occasional language, and smut in later chapters. ©: I DO NOT OWN HUNTER X HUNTER OR ANY KIND OF MEDIA I USE. I OBVIOUS DO NOT OWN YOU OR ANY OC'S YOU MAY WANT TO USE. ©: Cover made by the lovely @Atnica Started: Sunday, January 12th, 2020 Finished: ... -_- Highest rankings: [DD/MM/YY] FEITAN - #1 || 19.07.2021 !!!♡♡ HunterxHunter - #3 || 2.07.2023🤧 Kurapika - #1 || 30.10.21 (how ironic💀) Illumi - #1 || 21.04.21 PhantomTroupe - #1 || 26.04.21 Feitanxreader - #1 || 22.04.21 HxH - #4 || 07.05.21 Spiders - #6 || 04.05.21 Torture - #60 || 16.05.21

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Heaven's Empress ||COMPLETE||

|1ST PLACE IN HISOKA FOR HUNTERXHUNTER WATTYS| Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a magical kingdom. The princess was as fair as she was kind. When she was born, a horrible witch put a curse on her. To save her life, the princess was forced to live in a tower that no man was able to set foot in. The princess was lonely and she sang her heart out everyday. A prince heard her beautiful songs and was mesmerized. Eventually he climbed up the tower and defeated the witch, and they lived happily ever after. That's the story people want to hear. That's the story that they are familiar with; that they want to happen. They want to read about righteousness and chivalry, of heroes and heroines, of how good always triumphs over evil. I am no princess; I am an Empress. My kingdom is not magical, there are no fairies, no magic, no happily-ever afters. My kingdom was built on death, and suffering, and the endless tears and screams of the fallen. There is no good in Heaven's Arena. There is the strong, and the weak; and the strong are called Gods. It's not an evil curse that traps me in this tower, but my own stupidity; and it won't be a prince that rescues me - but the joker. I will not have a happily-ever after, it is my repentance for my sin. I dared to challenge the so called Gods... And I won. - |Started: May 2016 || Complete uwu |