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[HIATUS]Why The Fuck Am I Here?!![Final Edition][N.S.F.W. 🔞]

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Time 2h 40m

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Isekai Madness Series: Book 1
[SLOW UPDATES]
[A HxH Fanfiction]
[Hisoka x Op Oc x Illumi]

~ In which a girl was delt a shity hand at life, dies, then wakes up in one of her favorite animes. The only problem is, clowns and soulless assassins won't leave her alone.~


Rewrite Date: 07.09.23
Official End Date: TO BE ANNOUNCEDAll Rights Reserved

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Wrong number (HxH) by lIhavenolife

You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐴𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑊𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑈𝑝! || Iʟʟᴜᴍɪ Z. X Oc by _ZESTALICIOUS_

╰⋯➤"Rᴜɴ ᴍᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴄᴏʟᴏʀs." Illumi Zoldyck, the well known hunter and assassin of the Zoldyck family met Azien Etzioni (or y/n) during the hunter examination. He took a liking to her because of her flawless sword techneques. Illumi teamed up with her and enjoyed her company. They soon became friends with Hisoka, the clown. However, unaware of her true identity, Illumi stayed with her. As days passed, Illumi gets to know that Azien is actually not a nen user. She is, a person from a different dimention, the world of the demons and demon slayers, a demon sworn to never killing or eating a human. Many people want her head to auction it, and hence, a mafia hires Illumi to kill her. Will Illumi kill his friend out of mere bloodlust and money as he had always done? He is now in a fix because he has already discovered friendship. "You leave me vulnarable, Etzioni." "What should I do... help me." Unravel the story of the trio, Hisoka, Illumi and Azien as they discover the world. Find out the truth of Azien. See how Illumi learns true emotions like killua from Azien and protects her. Fanfic by- _ZESTALICIOUS_ Status: Complete Cover: @pentalux #1:- oc-story 14, march 2021 #5:- Illumixreader 14 Jan 2022 #99:- horror-thriller 17 may 2021 #16:- Action-thriller 25 sep 2021

Sway With Me~ HisokaxReaderxIllumi by simpforclownz

You, Y/n are Leorio's twin sister (non identical) and you take the hunter exam to reunite with your older brother! Seems wholesome, right? That's until clown man and needle boy come crashing into your life... and no matter what you do, they won't leave you alone. It's a constant battle! But there's something else... a familiar man with a cross tattoo on his forehead keeps visiting you in your dreams, claiming you know him. After passing the hunter exam it's now your goal to find him... but at what lengths will Illumi and Hisoka go to keep you away from this mystery man? Who is he even? Started: 4/6/21 Finished: 3/9/22 #1in #Hisoka -3/25/22 #1 in #HisokaxReader -12/16/21 & 3/25/22 #1 in #Zoldyck -12/16/21 #1 in illumixreader- 5/1/22 (I DO NOT OWN HXH OR ANY OF THE FAN ART I PUT IN THIS FAN FIC!!!)

Illumi x Reader by Iya_Kujo

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