Shitpost Countryhuman (English & Deutsch)
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  • Reads 2,289
  • Votes 103
  • Parts 72
  • Time 13m
Complete, First published Jul 10, 2023
Hey, i thought i just make a shitpost book about countryhumans, some texts in english others in german. Some of them i creat by myself, some of them i read and found them funny.
Hope you have fun while you read, bye <3

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Hey, ich dacht mir ich mach einfach ein shitpost buch über Countryhumans, mache texte auf englisch, andere wiederum auf Deutsch.
Ein paar selber ausgedacht, ein paar nicht.
Viel spaß beim lesen <3
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