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The Tales of the Dragon Warrior

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Reads 9,510
Votes 730
Parts 28
Time 11h 3m

feastsonyourmemes

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Human!AU, SI-OC. Jade had always been a weird kid, and not in the 'I'm not like the other girls' way. It had kept her from making friends most of her life, so she spent her time practicing karate religiously, being a slut for Bruce Lee movies, and hanging out with her Abuela. Life wasn't perfect, but it wasn't horrible either.

Then the dreams came. Abuela told her it was a sign, and she was right. After dying(?) in the most cliche way possible (Truck-kun spares no one), Jade wakes up in the middle of some festival after falling out of the sky, getting pointed at by some old guy. She assumed she was just dreaming again (or had finally lost it), but it soon becomes apparent that this is reality. A reality where Kung fu Panda characters are human, Po doesn't exist (which is kind of scary in an existential way), and SHE'S the Dragon Warrior.

Yeah, no

But no one listens to Jade when she says she's an Isekai protagonist, so Jade decides that if she has to suffer, everyone else has to suffer with her. Armed with nothing but a black belt in karate, her backpack, movie foreknowledge, the power of God and Anime, and apparently Kung fu trivia knowledge, Jade sets out to fuck shit up, while also making jokes no one understands.

(Or in which, Jade wants to defeat Tai-lung with the power of La Chancla. Shifu is done, Oogway is amused, the Five are smitten, and all movie villains are defeated by accidental seduction tactics. China never stood a chance)All Rights Reserved

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Starting World War 3! (A Hetalia Fanfic) by GNxDDD

Despite it being well past sunrise, the house was dark. I had woken up with a start, hearing the sound of a car below but now as I lay awake, I was in even more of a panic. "Don't make a sound." She whispered as she clasped a hand over my mouth, "The house is surrounded. They're going to kill us. They're going to kill the countries." ... It is gradually nearing to two decades since Taishya Rovanoff ran away with her twins and despite the media taking the world by storm, great tensions are underlying once-happy friendships with the nations. When a young and perhaps too-curious state comes across some files, she decides it is her own personal mission to solve the missing-twin mystery. This, however, proves more challenging than not when old scars are reopened leading to a series of events which brings the world to its knees. With forgotten prophecies and mysterious attacks threatening the lives of once-strong countries, the world is inevitably falling apart. So how is it, with all the chaos going on, a missing lady, a set of twins, a naïve child, a sickly teenager, a frightened mother, a celestial body and a queen all bring about the darkest hour the personified nations have ever faced? How is it that the threads of the earth are slowly undoing to bring about the start of the end of the world? ... DISCLAIMER: The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. The only things that I own are the plot, Taishya and any other OC's I might decide to include. If I did own Hetalia, I wouldn't be writing this...actually, I reckon I would be on an island, basking in the sun and drinking a pineapple cocktail whilst my servants brought slices of nectarines. Hetalia and it's characters belong to their rightful genius owner, Hidekaz Himaruya...(seriously, that man is a god!).

Female military doctor from 60 Island by mahalakshmiponsing

六零海島女軍醫 On the night of her eighteenth birthday, Ji Shishi suddenly awakened to her past life memories, only to realize that she had actually traveled through a period novel and would become a hard-working stepmother in the future. The "she" in the book takes care of her old and mean mother for her military husband. Even though she was "accidentally" miscarried by her stepson and cannot get pregnant again, she still raises her three naughty and mischievous stepsons to become bosses. When she was old, her military husband, who had no worries, finally became famous, and her stepsons were moved to treat her as their own mother. Later, their family was even made into a TV series, which attracted the envy of countless people. Ji Shishi: "..." What is there to envy? Working as an unpaid nanny for a lifetime for someone who killed his own child, and having to endure countless hardships during this period, is this worthy of envy? This stepmother will be whoever she likes to be, but she doesn't want to be a stepmother anymore. But unfortunately, Ji Shishi's memory recovered too late. She was already engaged to the male protagonist. Ji Shishi could only prepare to break off the engagement. Unexpectedly, her stepsister suddenly wanted to fight for the marriage. Ji Shishi was very happy now. The vicious step-sister actually jumped into the fire pit to be a nanny. She let her do it for free, no thanks. After getting rid of her troubled marriage and thinking that she had a golden finger in the traditional Chinese medicine system, Ji Shishi simply joined the army and went to the island with a large army, where she could collect medicines and see doctors, fall in love with a handsome guy, and live a happy life. The person Ji Susu envied most in her previous life was Ji Shishi, who had a high status, a good life, and was loved by her three stepsons. Therefore, once reborn, Ji Susu did not hesitate to snatch the marriage, preparing to enjoy a better life for her sister

Pampering Big Cat Wife by ninasenget

Expressing love with words? Oh, Lu You and Tang Wan were really old-fashioned. Look at her curve her tiger mouth and still don't eat him into the belly! She is famous in heaven for being a greedy tiger. For the sake of finding a partner for the marathon, she actually transmigrated into the body of Tang Wan who is delicate and gentle. She was also taken by Lu You to live in a golden house and not to be exposed to daylight. She even lived a almost vegetarian life, making her wish to bite open her fingertips and write a bloody 惨 word. However, she reckoned Lu You still has a conscience, bring her to a scholar's gathering to eat meat. Only she hadn't finished eating, but first saw a delicious "big, fresh meat." She really should praise her good eyesight, this Zhao Shi Cheng was a man of striking appearance and integrity. When the prime minister's daughter made things difficult for her, a few words from him made her lose face. When her ex-mother in law hurled insults to her, he simply proposed marriage in public and immediately promoted her to a general's wife. Not to mention, he is also the owner of a 5-star restaurant chain. In the future, she could eat meat until she's full. Moreover, when he learned her strength was a bit stronger than the average girl and her appetite was also a bit bigger （that's all?), although he was a bit shocked, he still wants her to be herself and said that he likes this side of her. This man was simply too awesome. Of course she will protect him and not let him leave her... What? There's someone who dares to pick fur near a tiger's mouth, creating a trap to kill him who lead troops to suppress bandits. Heng, she will let these villains remember this tigress is definitely not easy to mess with...

Can A Relationship Between A Ghost And A Human Ever Happen. by Whitewolfspirit29

Inuyasha had been struck down by Kikyo. She acted like his friend and pretended that she was okay with him marrying Kagome. But in truth, she cast a terrible curse on him that took him from his body, leaving him without a body anymore, he became a ghost, he couldn't move on and he couldn't let go, so he stayed behind, he was trapped for a time, his body was saved thankfully by his friends who might have to find the spell that Kikyo used on him, they put his body in a safe place but unfortunately, his Spirit was separated from his body, Kagome and the others promised to find a way to reverse the spell and reunite to with his body. she created a machine called The Lazarus. But sadly she passed away before she was able to finish her life's work on a magic potion trying to find the ingredients were absolutely almost possible, but she and the others worked hard on it and they had gotten the Right Mix of ingredients for the potion, but they were never able to finish the job and bring him back and since they're the only three who knew about it, Kagome ended up leaving the life, she did move on and marry another, but of course, the Monk and demon slayer Sango couldn't let go, so they continued to work on it even after she had abandoned the work, no one else could help, but then unfortunately they grew old and died, and each time they tried to use their experiments and to use the machine to bring him back, it never worked, it failed so they'd have to rewrite and try again then they end up dying of old age. Miroku left a journal behind but his family for a short time own the land Inuyasha was left in, the house was his sanctuary. But the bad thing was he was trapped in this area for a long time until a new girl came upon his home where he now lived, and a few other ghosts haunted the area, but they were friendly ghosts they just liked to scare people. inspired by Casper the Friendly Ghost but it is my own spin on it so enjoy. Rated R.

Kung Fu Panda 4 (rewritten) by catharina_2005

The Dragon Warrior and the Savage Six have grown up and have become much more and much better than they used to be, even close to reaching their goals of becoming official teachers themselves. Until many inexplicable things started to take place. A mysterious yet boastful burglar tried to rob the Jade Palace, Shifu had gone missing and the Staff of Wisdom was stolen. But then, the most impossible thing had happened, which none of them were prepared for... Tai Lung had returned and he was out to take revenge on Po. It was safe to say that things have gotten tense and haunting for a certain group member, but that had to be pushed aside for their mission and focus on saving Shifu and all of China once more. ~ ⚠️TW⚠️ - ableism - corruption - propaganda - hate crimes - child abuse - panic attacks - blood/gore - trauma - flashbacks - mentions of suicide - self harm I've completely rewrote everything and not only removed the Den of Thieves as its current concept, but also Li and Ping's side plot. Everything from the settings to the redesigns and backstories have been redone. You can go to my Instagram (@_sweetkiwano_) and take a look on my two highlights "KFP4 Redesigns" and "KFP4 Rewritten" for more information.

Immortal Among Mortals: The Rebirth Jade Lake Fairy by nathaliemaia1

she was in her first life a pampered princess , spoiled,white tea and bitchy girl , she just thought that acting pitifully would give her the whole world . But she was wrong getting infatuated with a man who with his companions disdained her ,they were interested in Yu Luo. She lose her cultivation,her position in the family and died pitifully learning she was an orphan . She reached modern earth world , in the body of an orphan girl promising to be strong ,she became a doctor to save lives and also as a spy to save people , she went on board abroad for an operation for a child, unfortunately there was a terrorist group who attacked ,she thought of the end ,but she came back to her previous world , to her shocking surprise she got a space inside that space a woman who is a dragon who has a multi attribute cultivator who want to make her inherit from her, the same space has been collecting over stuff from two worlds ,ten powerful contracted beast ,a control over all elements even those forgotten in the sea of history plus a master of meta psychic ,having the Ancestor like a second father,atonishing background. Fuck off love ,all what she wants now is to protect her family ,make friends , transform people, give life to a super kingdom . She in all cases isn't interested in love but suddenly it was as if the world became crazy and strange as she tried to stay away,her big brother became more protective ,his friends wanted to pamper her,then the greatest apothecary of the moment asked her to call him Uncle and then her Master who never cared about her pursued her even to the point of threatening to cage her if she runs away. Then, him who loathed her sticks to her, he changed radically for her... - Would you still run from Ben Wang? - Who said I wanted you. - If Ben Wang said it then it's like that. - Marry me... - No. - Marry me - No. - Oh...you forget that in this life like the other you belong to Ben Wang? - What! Who are you ? - Just give a kiss to this Prince.

Mr. Tycoon's Daring Wife by xincerely_

In every love story, there's always a vengeful and venomous fiancée who was engaged to the rich and handsome CEO that fell for the poor, but gentle and innocent female lead. In his greed for her love, he broke his poor fiancée whose love drove her to the brink of insanity. No one ever cared about how the fiancée felt. Zhao Lifei was prepped her entire life to marry one man, but suddenly, his heart was captured by another. She was face-slapped, destroyed, and disowned for loving Zheng Tianyi. She was willing to sacrifice her youth, time, and heart for the man, but all she got was pain and despair. It took two harsh, but awakening years for Zhao Lifei to finally understand the mistakes she has made in the past. After her redemption, it was now Zhao Lifei's turn to experience a love grander than the female lead. Smarter, feistier, and wittier, Zhao Lifei knew how to survive the cruel, backstabbing, and harsh upper-class society was. "A cheating fiancé that broke my heart? Screw him, I'll find someone richer!" "All of my friends have abandoned me? Whatever, I'll find better ones!" "My parents disowned me? That's fine, my grandfather is wealthier and more powerful than both of them combined!" To the opposite of Zhao Lifei, was the incredibly wealthy and powerful, yet ruthlessly cold Yang Feng. Yang Feng, the King of the Business Empire, was a man to be feared. Heart of ice, eyes of stone, merciless but enticingly handsome, there was not a single person in this world that dared to offend him. Many have tried, but none had succeeded in garnering his attention. That is, until his path unexpectedly collides with Zhao Lifei. Challenges will arise, chaos will commence, and drama will ensue. But then again, what is a love story without disturbance? They say love without conflict is just a simple crush and the story of Zhao Lifei and Yang Feng was anything but that.

The Princess and the Warrior- Kung Fu Panda by T-otaku

[ Kung Fu Panda Fanfic: Po x OC story ] Tai Lee is the daughter of Tai Lung, but she is also known as the Princess of Peace. Training along with the Furious Five, the citizens of The Vally of Peace receive an unexpected Dragon Warrior. Tai Lee did not expect to fall for said Dragon Warrior. Movie 1: ✅ COMPLETED Movie 2: ✅ COMPLETED Movie 3: ✅ COMPLETED Movie 4: 📝 Goes by the movies. I do not own the movies, the characters, or the storyline. That belongs to Dreamworks, the creators, and all that have contributed to that movie. For now, I'm marking this as completed. But in reality, I'm working on some of the side stuff like shorts (and eventually the anticipated 4th movie) ✨Ranks✨ (thank you readers for helping me reach these goals) #1 in #kungfupanda #1 in #dreamworks

Setting Ourselves Up by maddiewritesbabe

"Fuck you, Springs" - he spats "In your dreams, Henderson" "How'd you know?" - he replies, with a smirk on his face. Jade Springs only had one goal in her life and that was to make it till 20. See,Jade wasn't really a very happy person. She was quite the opposite. Well if you can call an quiet, socially awkward, no friends and shit grades person happy. And not to mention the fact that her only happiness is reading books and making playlists about them. James Henderson is the opposite of Jade. He is a very out going person, who would do anything to see his friends happy even if that means that him, himself wouldn't be. Some people think that that's a weakness but James sees it as a very good quality. Of course his biggest rival Jade doesn't think so. Anytime they have an assignment together she would always call him out on that, while James would call her out on her no socialism and her shitty eye bags. What he would not tell her is that he kinda finds them attractive. Very attractive. Jade and James are fine with never talking to each other but there is one tiny problem. They both have the same two mutual friends. Avery and Xander. That and the fact that their families are really close. Like really close. When they were kids James's family would come over all the time. But that's not what we're here to talk about. We're here to talk about Avery and Xander, well for now. Avery and Xander are absolutely crushing crazy with each other. Of course everyone else sees it but them. Their misscommunication is driving both Jade and James crazy. One day when they're seated together for an assignment they both can't take it anymore and come up with a plan to get their idiots together. Well more likely a deal. Which one will be able to get Avery or Xander to confess first wins. But what they don't realise is that they are actually setting themselves up. *perfect for "better than the movies" lovers! *

The child's daughter-in-law dressed as a villain by mahalakshmiponsing

Original title 穿成反派大佬的童养媳 On the day of Catch Zhou, Tao Qiong threw himself into the arms of a little brother when he saw the color. As a result, he threw himself a fiancé. The future Prince of Zhenbei, Chen Jiaci. 　　----------------- 　　Chen Jiaci, the youngest son of Dagen Kaiyuan Emperor, was first named King of Wu, and later named King of Zhenbei because of his military exploits. 　　He is unparalleled in style and unrivaled in meritorious deeds. 　　As the most powerful boss in the whole text, the reborn heroine's courtship was directly ignored by him. The hero coveted the throne to win him over, but he watched with cold eyes. Even if the hero succeeds in ascending the throne and proclaiming himself emperor, he still has to respectfully call him uncle. He was so overwhelmed by this unrivaled Uncle Wang that he couldn't breathe. 　　　　It's a pity that the beautiful jade is slightly flawed. The king of Zhenbei was born with evil spirits, and he was a lone star of evil spirits. 　　　　The enemies are all mocking behind your back, no matter how unparalleled you are in the world, it doesn't matter, you are destined to die alone forever. 　　　　Once Tao Qiong was wearing a book, she flung herself into the arms of the boss in a cute and rolling manner. As the first person not to be influenced by the boss' evil spirit, he successfully made a marriage contract with the boss. 　　Since then, she has lived a life of being hugged and held high by the boss, and desperately pampered by the heavens. 　　

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Starting World War 3! (A Hetalia Fanfic)

Despite it being well past sunrise, the house was dark. I had woken up with a start, hearing the sound of a car below but now as I lay awake, I was in even more of a panic. "Don't make a sound." She whispered as she clasped a hand over my mouth, "The house is surrounded. They're going to kill us. They're going to kill the countries." ... It is gradually nearing to two decades since Taishya Rovanoff ran away with her twins and despite the media taking the world by storm, great tensions are underlying once-happy friendships with the nations. When a young and perhaps too-curious state comes across some files, she decides it is her own personal mission to solve the missing-twin mystery. This, however, proves more challenging than not when old scars are reopened leading to a series of events which brings the world to its knees. With forgotten prophecies and mysterious attacks threatening the lives of once-strong countries, the world is inevitably falling apart. So how is it, with all the chaos going on, a missing lady, a set of twins, a naïve child, a sickly teenager, a frightened mother, a celestial body and a queen all bring about the darkest hour the personified nations have ever faced? How is it that the threads of the earth are slowly undoing to bring about the start of the end of the world? ... DISCLAIMER: The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. The only things that I own are the plot, Taishya and any other OC's I might decide to include. If I did own Hetalia, I wouldn't be writing this...actually, I reckon I would be on an island, basking in the sun and drinking a pineapple cocktail whilst my servants brought slices of nectarines. Hetalia and it's characters belong to their rightful genius owner, Hidekaz Himaruya...(seriously, that man is a god!).