The Tales of the Dragon Warrior
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Ongoing, First published Jul 10, 2023
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Human!AU, SI-OC. Jade had always been a weird kid, and not in the 'I'm not like the other girls' way. It had kept her from making friends most of her life, so she spent her time practicing karate religiously, being a slut for Bruce Lee movies, and hanging out with her Abuela. Life wasn't perfect, but it wasn't horrible either.

Then the dreams came. Abuela told her it was a sign, and she was right. After dying(?) in the most cliche way possible (Truck-kun spares no one), Jade wakes up in the middle of some festival after falling out of the sky, getting pointed at by some old guy. She assumed she was just dreaming again (or had finally lost it), but it soon becomes apparent that this is reality. A reality where Kung fu Panda characters are human, Po doesn't exist (which is kind of scary in an existential way), and SHE'S the Dragon Warrior.

Yeah, no

But no one listens to Jade when she says she's an Isekai protagonist, so Jade decides that if she has to suffer, everyone else has to suffer with her. Armed with nothing but a black belt in karate, her backpack, movie foreknowledge, the power of God and Anime, and apparently Kung fu trivia knowledge, Jade sets out to fuck shit up, while also making jokes no one understands.

(Or in which, Jade wants to defeat Tai-lung with the power of La Chancla. Shifu is done, Oogway is amused, the Five are smitten, and all movie villains are defeated by accidental seduction tactics. China never stood a chance)
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Original title 穿成反派大佬的童养媳 On the day of Catch Zhou, Tao Qiong threw himself into the arms of a little brother when he saw the color. As a result, he threw himself a fiancé. The future Prince of Zhenbei, Chen Jiaci. 　　----------------- 　　Chen Jiaci, the youngest son of Dagen Kaiyuan Emperor, was first named King of Wu, and later named King of Zhenbei because of his military exploits. 　　He is unparalleled in style and unrivaled in meritorious deeds. 　　As the most powerful boss in the whole text, the reborn heroine's courtship was directly ignored by him. The hero coveted the throne to win him over, but he watched with cold eyes. Even if the hero succeeds in ascending the throne and proclaiming himself emperor, he still has to respectfully call him uncle. He was so overwhelmed by this unrivaled Uncle Wang that he couldn't breathe. 　　 　　It's a pity that the beautiful jade is slightly flawed. The king of Zhenbei was born with evil spirits, and he was a lone star of evil spirits. 　　 　　The enemies are all mocking behind your back, no matter how unparalleled you are in the world, it doesn't matter, you are destined to die alone forever. 　　 　　Once Tao Qiong was wearing a book, she flung herself into the arms of the boss in a cute and rolling manner. As the first person not to be influenced by the boss' evil spirit, he successfully made a marriage contract with the boss. 　　Since then, she has lived a life of being hugged and held high by the boss, and desperately pampered by the heavens. 　　

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