Don't you just hate when your stuck around people you can't stand for more than an hour at a time?? Well guess what. Your gonna have to do so. At a coworker party. Watch as multiple PUPPETS of all things scramble to not fight to the death at a party thrown to celebrate being around people they constantly wanna beat up. Some people might meet and get close, others might not make it through the night (I'm looking at you, Bubba J) , BUT WE DO KNOW that shits gonna go DOWN. YAY ANOTHER JEFF DUNHAM FIC THAT IM PROBABLY NEVER GONNA FINISH. Idk yall im mostly writing this cuz I have writers block and I want it to GO AWAY. Also because MWHAHAHAH SILLY PUPPETS AND THE FORCED DYNAMICS THAT IM GONNA GIVE THEM MWHAHAHAHA Also the cover of the fic is a Weezer album at the special request of my pookie, Torden :))