Tights and Cornershops

Tights and Cornershops

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Complete Thu, Dec 20, 2012<5 mins

aspinall comedy cornershops humour johnny

Jimi tries to rob a cornershop armed with a ridiculous gun and a pair of black tights; what could possibly go wrong?

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