"If... if the kid is Deku and we figure that out, and I withhold that information... What will you do?" Tsukauchi thinks, (He doesn't know how to answer that. He did just give Aizawa two very different answers.) then sighs, "If I don't know, what can I do? If I don't ask questions, I'll never know." Aizawa gives Hizashi a shit eating grin, (And Hizashi knew, this wasn't going to be another stray cat, but he couldn't bring himself to say no to Aizawa.) "I'm gonna look for the kid, Tsukauchi, I've already moved around my patrol route. I'll find him, bring him to you, as Izuku Midoryia, and I'll see if he wants to have a parent," He glances across the table to see his (very loving, and very forgiving) boyfriend, "or two." - Or, Aizawa didn't know he was going to adopt a kid he met for a solid three seconds, yet here we are. -- Originally posted on my AO3, now crossposted here.