The Path of Wisdom

Just like always, the princess was kidnapped by the great King of Evil and a brave hero in green came to save her...except, things took a strange turn there right at the end, leaving Princess Zelda stranded alone in the middle of nowhere with no hero to protect her.

To survive, she must team up with a lone Sheikah scout with anger issues and a hyperactive farm girl with no sense of direction and a massive hero complex, and learn to get along in order to return to her kingdom in one piece.

Though with monsters all over the place, including a powerful Wind Mage from the dawn of time who's relentlessly hunting her, treacherous terrain, untrustworthy guides, and an ambitious tyrant taking the throne in Zelda's absence, it sure won't be easy.

...though of course, none of that will be anywhere near as hard for the young princess as coming to terms with her sexuality and less-than-platonic feelings she starts to grow for one of her travelling companions.