Dude's A Lady?
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When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When your brother throws you a wig, you wear it.
Vivian and Sawyer King are twins. They were a team and the only family they ever needed. But a new town changes their comfortable dynamic. As Sawyer is compelled to slip out of his new school, because of his needy girlfriends he seeks the help of his sister.
When Sawyer asks his twin sister to pose as him, Vivian finds herself in a tight situation. Soon, Sawyer welcomes Vivian to the world of 'Dude'; where football, girls, and Bros are all included.
But being your brother isn't an easy task. Vivian finds herself in awkward encounters, drunken mishaps, and in the company of many...many love triangles.
Add a couple oblivious parents, a virginator, a double life, a group of kids known as the Intimidation Nation, and two boys vying for your affection, and you have Vivian's not so normal life.
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