CLICK THE CIRCLES! || honkai star rail x reader [STREAMER AU]

"And we are live in three, two, one--"

"THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"END THE FUCKING STREAM!"

All it takes to clear up online smoke would be a half-assed apology on Twitter, but you've got some actual smoke to clear and a fire to extinguish in your house. In real life. So with a sigh, a click, and your will to live not allowing you to actually let your (shared) house burn down to ashes, you leave the livestream for another day and reluctantly watch as Danheng and March try to put out the fire.

You don't help them, obviously.

in which: To avoid the hassle that is attending college and finding a job to inevitably climb up the endless corporate ladder, you decide that it is not worth it to risk your sanity for an asylum-like office job. Rather than succumbing to insanity in an office all alone with nothing but coffee by your side, you prefer to livestream it in front of thousands while playing rhythm games. How fun.

(Warnings: main character is not the trailblazer + language/jokes that may or may not be funny + i have yet to grasp their characterization yet, so please mind it might be ooc!)

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