Daughter of Death (a pjo fanfiction)
16 parts Ongoing Lilith Thomas is about to come to a startling realization.
First, she finds out her English teacher that hates her for no reason (okay, she said one snarky comment in class. One!) is actually a pale donkey lady with fire for hair. Then her best friend, Chrys, pulls out a literal sword that makes the teacher explode into yellow glitter. Then Chrys takes her to a weird camp on Long Island and tells her that she's half-god. Yeah, you read that right. Half-GOD.
So now Lilith is in this weird camp with a bunch of weird people (though she's pretty weird herself, to be honest). And if that wasn't enough? An accident on the borders of camp sends Lilith and her friends halfway across the country to a murderous empousa that isn't exactly happy she summoned three useless demigods.
So now Lilith has all that going on. Fun, right?