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Random shitty stories 😍💅

Yoongisdoormat00

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Yoongisdoormat00

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Hi fellow ARMYS, this is Yoongisdoormat (we don't talk about the username). So this is a book where i write random shitty stories because i don't know what to do with my shitty life 😍💅 So enjoy 🥰

Fav. line that inspired me in life:
'Life is shit as honey'
                    Min Yoongi, 2020

P. S. : We don't talk about the cover of this shitty book. Ik it's amaJIN 😍💅✨All Rights Reserved

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Only You | j.jk ✔️ by nochubbykook

[COMPLETED] "Why are you doing things that makes my heart flutter?" And silence engulfed the room after I said those, again I regretted spitting out words. I wanted so badly to dig a hole on the floor, jump inside and never come out again. It was so embarrassing. What was I thinking? Then again, those words were from the bottom of my heart. "Y/N?" He finally spoke up as I bit onto my bottom lip anxiously, feeling his hand disconnecting from mine. "Should we date?" ___ "Stay there. We'll talk like this." I ordered firmly, extending out my hand to stop him from coming any closer. He showed me a slight nod. "What is it?" I moistened my bottom lip nervously and took a deep breath in, feeling my chest tightening. "Shall we date?" ••••• Cover by: @TOKYOKNJ <33 Thanks to those who gave this book a chance <3 and also please excuse my poor grammar lmao I swear this book will be more interesting than the summary cause I suck at writing summaries TvT Started: 26/11/2020 Ended: 29/4/2021

[COMPLETED] Serendipity? by snackhyung

An accidental text from a famous idol? But you obviously have no idea who it is..How would this unexpected incident in your life turn out to be? A beautiful experience or...? Edit: THIS BOOK IS SUPER CRINGE ESPECIALLY IN THE BEGINNING IDK WHO WROTE THIS. *HIGHEST RANKINGS* #1 in OT7 #1 in minyoongi (he's not even the main character lmao) #5 in kimnamjoon #8 ParkJimin #1 in jhope #1 in chat #4 in mochi #11 in Hobi #5 in chimchim #6 in Taehyung #7 in fanfiction #2 in Bangtan #3 in Hoseok #2 in JungHoseok #1 in KimSeokjin If you like it then please vote and leave comments! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 It's my first fanfic ever🥺 (It's not as huge as it looks, the initial chapters are very small.. they get bigger eventually) *Started : 18/11/2020* *Completed : 31/12/2020* *SEQUEL OUT TOO NOW!!!* https://www.wattpad.com/story/253222442-promise

Daegu Boy | myg | completed by Taeriv

(I don't think that I will ever edit this ff lol. I said I will but.. nah. I'm just too lazy so please bear with the stupid mistakes. I love u guys) Hello you! I'm really curious how you stumbled across this fanfiction. It may be probably because of the title and the cover lol. And yes you're right. It's a Min Yoongi fanfiction. Wooah that was unexpected, yeah I know. How about going on an adventure in which you're literally reading the thoughts of a clumsy, emotional, annoying Daegu girl, who meets the opposite of her, the calmed, silent, Daegu boy? And are you still reading this? If yes then start with the first chapter. I hope I will manage to make you laugh, sometimes cringe, curse and feel the whole unnecessary drama thing which is included in this. There is also smut hehe. Ok. I'll stop. And a lot of cursing too. So why don't you start reading it? I'm sorry for any mistakes. -Enjoy :) How about a little sneak peak from 3 chapters :) ••• "Trying to seduce the boss?" "What?" "The color red is quiet sexy" he says picking his coffee, taking a sip. ••• "But what does Agust D mean?" "Its for-" Yoongi want to say something but no I have to guess! "Shht" I say placing my finger on Yoongis lips furrowing at him. "I have to guess it! I'm pretty good at guessing stuff." I say proudly turning to my tapping gesture again. "Omo!" I shout making them startle. "Does it stand for" I lean forwards to them smiling. "Dick?" ••• "But you know I just want to fall madly in love again." I say laughing about my thoughts. "Fine" he says looking up to me. "What?" Is the only thing I manage to say. "Love me" he says looking up to my eyes again. "Wha-" He presses his lips softly on mine. This is heaven. ••• Well I hope you decided to start reading now :)

Hassle // P.Jimin by Arimiee

"Yah! Will you leave me alone?!"- "I told you I hate you!"- "I wish you were gone."- "You're such an idiot."- "It's weird how love can change someone huh?"- "Good and bad times will come."- "I promise I'll stay."- "I'm sorry."- "It's all my fault."- "Now I'm the idiot."- "I'm only trying to protect you." "...Bye." !1ST FAN-FICTION! (I wrote this when all my school grades were at D alright) !FINISHED WORK! Edit on (05.05.19) I realise I've made many mistakes in this book. Not just the silly mistakes and grammar, but as I read this all over again just for fun, I have noticed how far I've come as a human. I know, this book is kinda screwed. And by that, I mean it's sexist, homophonic and probably racist too. And (obviously) when I wrote this, I had no idea I was writing with an ignorant mind. Some of the things I have written had made my present self extremely upset because I did not agree to it AT ALL. I understand that many people will get triggered while reading this, and it's not at all the fault of the reader's level of sensitivity nor their thoughts of disagreement. But I do not want to unpublish this book as I also remember working hard on it. Please ignore all the small yet ignorant things I have wrote. They mean absolutely nothing now I have self improved and understand better about the world and the ethics of human behaviour. Thank you!♡

UNREQUITED || p.jm / m.yg ff by bts-bookstore

2024 disclaimer: this story was originally written in 2019 and is admittedly not my best (I was 18 and still relatively new to writing). That being said I have much better works out now and I would love for y'all to check THOSE out as I have no idea why this story is still as popular as it is 5 years later. Fr, I get notifs for this story on the daily. It's hard coming to terms with unrequited love. past friend!myg x f!yn (ft. bff!pjm) college!au angst | fluff | smut 18+

Believe || Jeon Jungkook x OC || FF by thewreckedfangirl

Hello welcome to my story :) This is literally my school's project and I lowkey made it a fanfiction [h e h e] Sorry if there's not enough fluff and things seem ruch when I have the time I will rewrite it with more depth.

Quit Smoking Hotline (Min Yoongi x OC FF) by sugasugarunejanjan

I-ji is chasing her dream of becoming a hair colourist, packing up and moving from London for a working-holiday to study at Seoul Beauty School. Happy to begin a new chapter of her life, she is unwilling for others to find out about the past that troubles her. During a night shift at the convenience store, she unexpectedly meets Min Yoongi, member of the worldwide successful boyband BTS, and together they devise a plan to quit smoking together. Throughout their ultimately unsuccessful attempt to quit, they find unexpected friendship and solace in one another. Will their relationship prevail over the curveballs that life throws at them? Read to find out. Preview: "A pack of Marlboro Reds please," he said while placing down a bottle of black americano. "May I see your ID?" He rummages in his pockets, and holds his card up to me. 'Min Yoongi 9 March 1993', it read. "You've got a lovely baby face, Mr. Customer. You don't look a day over 18," I said with a smile on my face. "You ought to stop smoking, sir. I'm sure you know it's bad for your health," I continued, as I checked his shopping out. "I don't think nagging your customers is part of your duties as a part-time convenience store worker," said customer quipped with a hint of impatience. I simply smiled, deciding to pull out a card from beneath the counter for special customers like him. "Here's a quit smoking hotline, sir. I wish you good health and happiness," while handing over his shopping." "Stop working so hard, 알바생", and with two long strides he left into the dark night, leaving a lingering sound of the wind chimes as the only proof that he was ever there. Status: Rapidly updating. God knows that I'll procrastinate and eventually forget that this book exists if I don't finish it in two weeks. Update: Took much longer than two weeks, but it is now complete.

Par Amour [Taekook ff] by AfroArmyGirl

TYPE: 🔲 General Fiction | ✔️ Taekook ff | 🔲 Non-Fiction Date Started: 04.30.2023 Date Finished: 05.22.2023 Date Revised: THIS IS TAEKOOK FF VERSION OF MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BOOK WITH THE SAME NAME. ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔 "So let me get this straight. Is this some kind of 50 shades shit but you're like a gay Grey instead of a straight Grey?" "Uh, no. At least I don't think so." He chuckled. "But you want to hire me to sleep with you?" "Yes. And pretend to date me in public." "You would rather pretend to date than actually date?" "Yes. I have my reasons." "Damn, who hurt you?" ⋅𖥔⋅ ━━✶━━ ⋅𖥔⋅ Jungkook doesn't want a relationship and so he thought that hiring Kim Taehyung to be his fake Par Amour would satisfy the need to date publicly. TOTAL WORDS: 114,009 Words TOTAL CHAPTERS: 40 CHAPTER AVG: 2,850 Words/Chapter ⬆️ Top Tae ⬇️ Bottom Kook 🔥 Smut Warning (🔥🔥🔥) Rankings: #1 "plot" (01.23.3025) #2 "plot" (12.18.2024) Book contains: 🌚 Erotica / Smut 🤬 Adult Language 🥵 Other Adult Themes 🔫 Mild Violence (very little) 📚 Authentic Plot 🫃🏻Male preg

Gameplay ; Min Yoongi FF [Book 2] by yoongixsact

•COMPLETED• After the Game ended you decided to move on with your life and become a Secretary and work at one of the top Wedding Companies in Seoul. When you hold a meeting to see who your new Boss would be, you didn't expect it to be.... Yoongi. But he has changed..... This contains a lot of smut and crap. Read at your own risk.🔥🔥 This is a boy x boy x reader fan fiction sooo ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hello readers~ This is Book 2 of "Gameplay" and some things may or may not make sense unless you read Book 1 first. It won't take much of your time as it only has a few chapters. I hope those who have read Book 1 of "Gameplay" enjoy this Book 2 of "Gameplay" ♡ I create all book covers for my Wattpad Stories. If any of you want a cover to be made, message me on Instagram: sugarismyorgasm 사랑해요~

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Only You | j.jk ✔️

[COMPLETED] "Why are you doing things that makes my heart flutter?" And silence engulfed the room after I said those, again I regretted spitting out words. I wanted so badly to dig a hole on the floor, jump inside and never come out again. It was so embarrassing. What was I thinking? Then again, those words were from the bottom of my heart. "Y/N?" He finally spoke up as I bit onto my bottom lip anxiously, feeling his hand disconnecting from mine. "Should we date?" ___ "Stay there. We'll talk like this." I ordered firmly, extending out my hand to stop him from coming any closer. He showed me a slight nod. "What is it?" I moistened my bottom lip nervously and took a deep breath in, feeling my chest tightening. "Shall we date?" ••••• Cover by: @TOKYOKNJ <33 Thanks to those who gave this book a chance <3 and also please excuse my poor grammar lmao I swear this book will be more interesting than the summary cause I suck at writing summaries TvT Started: 26/11/2020 Ended: 29/4/2021