Random shitty stories 😍💅
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Hi fellow ARMYS, this is Yoongisdoormat (we don't talk about the username). So this is a book where i write random shitty stories because i don't know what to do with my shitty life 😍💅 So enjoy 🥰
Fav. line that inspired me in life:
'Life is shit as honey'
Min Yoongi, 2020
P. S. : We don't talk about the cover of this shitty book. Ik it's amaJIN 😍💅✨
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