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Life Sucks: Featuring Kazzle Dazzle

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comedy grisha ineedhelp kazbrekker parody shadowandbone sixofcrows thedregs

Kaz Brekker finally goes to therapy. Watch in amusement as this psychotic seventeen-year-old comes into terms with his feelings and learns healthy coping mechanisms (other than murder). Full of life advice you didn't ask for and a step-by-step guide to how to be the worst you possible, this read will have you crying, screaming, barfing, committing war crimes in Ravka, and on the edge of your seat the whole time. THIS IS A SAINTS-FORSAKEN PARODY PEOPLE DON'T COME AFTER ME PLEASe.

I am aware that there are modern-day references in this fanfiction. This story takes place in a hypothetical universe where the Grishaverse is in modern times. It takes place two years after Crooked Kingdom (inej is 18 Kaz is 19 and I'm too lazy to look up the other dregs ages). If you were expecting a cliché Kanej fanfic, think again buster.

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