A group of hamburgers, cheeseburgers, hotdogs, and French fries try to escape the wrath of Mr. Moe- An Irish (and partially Russian) fat businessman who takes part in the heinous crime of food trafficking. All of the food he has hostage try to formulate a plan to escape him and get to the The Infamous Sausage Train of Love; the place they know they belong. Meanwhile, the passengers already on the train are trying to become humans and fall in love with each other. A story of steamy buns, grease, and confessions.