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We Haunt This House

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Reads 185
Votes 62
Parts 31
Time 6h 16m

theres_no_guarantees

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What happens when five monsters audition for a haunted house? Chaos, romance, harrowing escapes, and betrayal, of course! 

Meet Arnold, the bat shapeshifter, Dwayne, the gargoyle, Lina, the werewolf, Carmine, the ghost, and Felipe, the vampire. Together, they are determined to travel across America to audition for a haunted house. It's one of the few opportunities for them to feel comfortable being themselves in front of others. 
Except, things do not go as expected. When three of the five are hired, new plans must be made. Some want to take the chance to feel normal, but some want revenge.

Word count: 80,000
Entered in the Wattys 2023!All Rights Reserved

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