Random Acrostic Poems
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Last published Sat, Jan 27, 2024
These are some silly and stupid and also intentionally random acrostic poems. Please note that:
1. If any of this offends you, the author meant this as a joke. Do not take this seriously. All that was included is probably a work of fiction, and never happened.
2. Some of these are plain old koo-koo, so don't try any of this at home!
3. Don't sue me if you lose brain cells reading this. You've been warned
4. If this is ever reused, just credit me, ExpensiveChocolat. Nothing else is necessary. Thank you for your cooperation.
Without further ado, please. Enjoy!
!!The confetti on the Cover does not belong to me!!
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