You see a mysterious stranger appear from a smoke cloud. He is dashingly attractive and is dressed as a regal looking vampire, his sleek black hair flowing in the light breeze. Violet eyes glowing in the dark of the night, his smile fanged. This stranger begins to walk down the steps of the haunted house, his elegance notable...except for when he trips and falls on his cape, landing on top of you. [For my friend who is obsessed with Streber, you're welcome]