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AVCCS S01E01: "Survival of the Idiots" (Export Ver.)

Reads 395
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Parts 6
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Reads 395
Votes 8
Parts 6
Time 2h 22m

action comedy survival vulgar zombies

This is the Pilot for my Series, "A Very Crude Comedy Series" or AVCCS, starring four of my OCs, one being my self-insert persona, and the other three being friends I know/knew in real life. This is heavily inspired by SMG4.  

Four (Idiot) best friends who have known each other since the 1st Grade are thrown into the Zombie Apacolypse as adults in their Early/Mid-20s.

If things seem overly-comical or don't make much sense, this is all because it takes place in the universe of Garry's Mod (Or just GMod), and this episode takes heavy inspiration from VanossGaming.

If any of you are confused with what "Export Version" means is that, it refers to that, this is the version of AVCCS S01E1 that has my self-insert character under the name "Luke". The original, canonical name of my self-insert character is my actual real name, which I don't feel comfortable sharing at the moment. When the future comes and I do feel comfortable, I will edit "Luke" to become my actual real name. 

To elaborate, the "Export Version" means that this is the version of AVCCS S01E1 I feel comfortable with the world reading.

Started: 6/21/2023 4:18 AM
Finished: 7/17/2023 6:23 AM
Revised: 7/21/2023 3:01 AMAll Rights Reserved

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