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AVCCS S01E01: "Survival of the Idiots" (Export Ver.)

Reads 396
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Parts 6
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Reads 396
Votes 8
Parts 6
Time 2h 22m

action comedy survival vulgar zombies

This is the Pilot for my Series, "A Very Crude Comedy Series" or AVCCS, starring four of my OCs, one being my self-insert persona, and the other three being friends I know/knew in real life. This is heavily inspired by SMG4.  

Four (Idiot) best friends who have known each other since the 1st Grade are thrown into the Zombie Apacolypse as adults in their Early/Mid-20s.

If things seem overly-comical or don't make much sense, this is all because it takes place in the universe of Garry's Mod (Or just GMod), and this episode takes heavy inspiration from VanossGaming.

If any of you are confused with what "Export Version" means is that, it refers to that, this is the version of AVCCS S01E1 that has my self-insert character under the name "Luke". The original, canonical name of my self-insert character is my actual real name, which I don't feel comfortable sharing at the moment. When the future comes and I do feel comfortable, I will edit "Luke" to become my actual real name. 

To elaborate, the "Export Version" means that this is the version of AVCCS S01E1 I feel comfortable with the world reading.

Started: 6/21/2023 4:18 AM
Finished: 7/17/2023 6:23 AM
Revised: 7/21/2023 3:01 AMAll Rights Reserved

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Have you ever had one of those terrible yet annoyingly pivotal moments? You know, that monumental fragment of time that flips everything you have ever known. That plot twist second that completely takes you by surprise. The one just before the storm hits and everything goes to hell. Yes? Because you see, that moment happens to be my whole damn life. It wasn't always like this though. I used to have a pretty mundane existence, happy to just get good grades and be around my friends. God I wish I could get that simplicity back, I'd never complain it was boring again. But I know I'm not going to ever get back my old life because well... I died. (Kinda) But I woke up. And I was thrilled, beyond grateful I wasn't dead. But then I realized that there was one minor detail that had changed about my reality. I was given the chance to live but it turns out I woke up as the villainess in an otome game my friend used to be obsessed with - Kingdom of freaking Hearts (I added the freaking in there for effect, it's just Kingdom of Hearts) Where, for the record, the villainess only has two possible endings 1) execution and 2) getting exiled. So Fate was like, "Don't worry, I'll save you. Here's a chance to live" and then was like "psyche, screw you. You're still going to die but I'll let you suffer a little first." So now, if only to annoy Fate by proving it wrong, I am determined to survive. I can and I will if I play by these simple rules: 1) Befriend Heroin 2) Avoid Aryn Edwards at All Costs as well as other capture targets And 3) Be the top student at the academy and become an invaluable asset to my Kingdom so I become indispensable, thus unkillable. I'm determined, stubborn, persistent and I will live passed 16. Fate made a big mistake setting me up to die. Since it threw this plot twist at me, I figure I'll return the favor. I'll be the biggest plot twist Fate never saw coming...

Don't Turn by its_me_veronica

JEFF. So we'd have cactus zombies chasing us?!?!?! JAMES. What in the FUCK is a cactus zombie? JEFF. A zombie... with freaking cacti stuck in it! BECCA. Best. Hug. Ever. JEFF. Oh goodness, could you imagine... two cacti zombies having a baby? JAMES. Yeah, I don't think zombies work like that... WARNINGS: The only warning there is really is that there is some mature language but nothing above PG-13 movie ratings. Although there is a chance of permanent cringe face from some of the scenes that you will read, so b e w a r e This script is about a group of teenagers who are thrown into a zombie apocalypse and are struggling to make it out alive. It is meant to be a comedy and a lot of things don't really make sense but bear with me, we will make it out alive. Well, maybe not all of us, but we don't talk about that- This is a script that I wrote in literally 3 days about a year ago. I have written more scripts recently that are more improved than this one, but I think this script is super funny and needs to be shared with the world. Rules for Surviving: 1) Food cause nom noms me hongry 2) Buddy system, because if I've learned anything from 80s horror movies it's don't go off alone because there is an 87% chance you will not make it back (statistics researched and studied by yours truly) 3) Stan Jeff, I don't think there's more to say 4) Stay away from the cactus zombies, especially the super horny ones 5) I don't mean to be t h a t person but please, please, please don't copy my work. If you want to use it for something you can reach out to me and I will discuss it with you but please don't plagiarize it, thank you.

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

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I Became The Scoundrel In The Popular Dating Sim by Ares_00_

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