Björns röv

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adolf bil bjorn knulla rov rövhåll saab volvo

Det var en kall vinter dag , Björn viska i Adolfs öra 
-fy fan vad kallt det är

Adolf blev helt röd av ilska och skrek mitt i det snö täckta staden 
-lyssna här Björn jag är trött på ditt snack om hur kallt det är det är det ända du har pratat om idag
Björn kollade på Adolf och sa 
-vet du vad Björn? Gå och kör upp den vita Volvo s80 i ditt rövhåll
Björn gick då till Volvon arg som ett svin drog ner byxorna och skrek
-knulla mig i röven Volvo 
Då kom det en lite äldre dam som blev riktigt arg på Björn
-du så där gör man fan inte! Vi bor i Sverige gå och kör upp den svarta Volvon istället din jävla rassist jävel! Såna som dig hör hemma på 40 talet hoss Hitler!

Björn gick då till den svarta Volvon och pistol hota killen i bilen att köra rakt in i hans röv håll när han hade tagit ner sina byxor! 

9månader senare så fick Björn tvillingar den ena döpte han till Saab som tyvärr dog av näringsbrist och den andra för Volvo som han sedan var tvungen att ge bort till någon från Kina.All Rights Reserved

adolf bil bjorn knulla rov rövhåll saab volvo

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Björns rövhåll
Wed, Mar 11, 2015

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