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adolf bil bjorn knulla rov rövhåll saab volvo

Det var en kall vinter dag , Björn viska i Adolfs öra 
-fy fan vad kallt det är

Adolf blev helt röd av ilska och skrek mitt i det snö täckta staden 
-lyssna här Björn jag är trött på ditt snack om hur kallt det är det är det ända du har pratat om idag
Björn kollade på Adolf och sa 
-vet du vad Björn? Gå och kör upp den vita Volvo s80 i ditt rövhåll
Björn gick då till Volvon arg som ett svin drog ner byxorna och skrek
-knulla mig i röven Volvo 
Då kom det en lite äldre dam som blev riktigt arg på Björn
-du så där gör man fan inte! Vi bor i Sverige gå och kör upp den svarta Volvon istället din jävla rassist jävel! Såna som dig hör hemma på 40 talet hoss Hitler!

Björn gick då till den svarta Volvon och pistol hota killen i bilen att köra rakt in i hans röv håll när han hade tagit ner sina byxor! 

9månader senare så fick Björn tvillingar den ena döpte han till Saab som tyvärr dog av näringsbrist och den andra för Volvo som han sedan var tvungen att ge bort till någon från Kina.Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

adolf bil bjorn knulla rov rövhåll saab volvo

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Björns rövhåll
Rab, Mar 11, 2015

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Björns rövhåll
Rab, Mar 11, 2015

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Deep Desires : Miss Mafia oleh anauthorithink

**** Mature content**** "You wanna know why I'm angry?" He said in between the kisses. "Because of you" He said as he continued and my body tensed and shivered. "Every time I think I have control over myself and decide to leave this place... to leave ... you. I stop and walk back like a puppy" He said turning me around now. "Every time I meet someone, I compare them to you. Every fucking time I remind myself that you're an enemy, I want you even more" he said and I knew that this was one of the hardest thing for him to do. He and neither I like to talk about how we are feeling or face reality. Yet he still did it. "What the fuck are you doing to me Mia Bella?" He whispered with his forehead on mine and our lips inches apart. "Kiss me" I replied • • • Mafia, drugs, weapons, and all the dangerous and abnormal you can think of is what Alexandra Salvatore has to deal with on daily basis. But will that stop her from having the most rare yet desired & powerful thing in this world? Will it stop her from finding love? An action/romance story based on imaginations and imaginations only, don't try any of this shit cause you'll die. No but seriously don't go around throwing knifes, shooting people and drinking JackDaniels every day. ------------------ Please note that this story has: • Strong language • Violence • Mature themes If for some reason it bothers you, just click away. It's simple, I promise. For the rest of you lovely people HELLO AND WELCOME FEEL FREE TO BRING PIZZA. Oh yeah for you grammar freaks I'm from Sweden so there might probably will be some grammar/spelling mistakes. Just feel free to correct me if you're that kind or JUST IGNORE IT. Nothing will happen to you if you do.. I promise. The story is complete! RANKINGS #1 in love (2018-07-02) #1 in crimefiction (2018-07-02) #1 in romance (2018-07-02) #1 in guns (2019-06-23) #1 in weapons (2019-06-16)

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