Barely legal

You (f y/n), your drunk divorced dad and your tardy little brother, Arlo, are moving from Florida to some shitty little town in Colorado called South Park. I don't know why the fuck you moved there, or why all the kids there are such bitches, but there sure is a lot of parties. Which means lots of drunk, accident prone teens, all in one house. Great. Just try to fit in. And don't do anything too illegal, or piss off the town's fatass. Legend has it he fed some kid their dead parents in the form of chilli. And try make some friends.

All the characters in this have been aged up 7 years, making the South park kids 17ish. All of the characters in this will be nowhere near canon.