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We Cores Are Up To No Good!

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Reads 365
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Parts 12
Time 1h 7m

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10th was surprised when the legendary not-a-moron fell through the ceiling. It's about time the cores plan to overthrow the tyrannical Central Core, and with the help from the once-successful Brit, the odds are more in their favor. From 0.00000000001% to 0.00000001%. A huge improvement. With the help of his friends, 10th and Wheatley will go on a crazy adventure to escape Aperture.

Based on random funny things that I talked about with my friend, K4llumsk1. Wheatley and GLaDOS are created by VALVe, from Portal 2. Other characters like Kallumski, Larry, Potty, and 'Arry are either core versions of my friends, or creations by us. 10th is the core version of myself.

(All drawings and 3D renders by myself)All Rights Reserved

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