We Cores Are Up To No Good! - Yeyan Zhu - Wattpad

Story cover for We Cores Are Up To No Good! by _10th_

We Cores Are Up To No Good!

Reads 392
Votes 22
Parts 12
Time 1h 7m

Reads 392
Votes 22
Parts 12
Time 1h 7m

funny glados humor portal portal2 wheatley

10th was surprised when the legendary not-a-moron fell through the ceiling. It's about time the cores plan to overthrow the tyrannical Central Core, and with the help from the once-successful Brit, the odds are more in their favor. From 0.00000000001% to 0.00000001%. A huge improvement. With the help of his friends, 10th and Wheatley will go on a crazy adventure to escape Aperture.

Based on random funny things that I talked about with my friend, K4llumsk1. Wheatley and GLaDOS are created by VALVe, from Portal 2. Other characters like Kallumski, Larry, Potty, and 'Arry are either core versions of my friends, or creations by us. 10th is the core version of myself.

(All drawings and 3D renders by myself)All Rights Reserved

funny glados humor portal portal2 wheatley

Table of contents

12 parts

Sign up to add We Cores Are Up To No Good! to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Portal: A Novel (Portal/Portal2 fanfiction) by HaddixFan

"What's that? Ooh, what IS that?" Well, it's a book. A book about a girl. A book about a monster with a conscience. A book about a friendly box and a bunch of talking orbs. This is the story of Portal. This is an unofficial novelization of a video game, which Valve owns. Portal/Portal 2 fanfiction (PG for mild peril)

Portal: Core by stilliammemyself

We all know that the Aperture scientists installed a Morality Core in GLaDOS to make her behave, but how did she get around it? And why does she bother? This fic aims to provide one answer.

The Wonderful Story of Two Weird Teenagers by SunnyFoxHeart

What happens when two very weird teenagers fall into a portal and goes to different worlds? They say a lot of stuff that'll be taken out of context. Do a lot of weird stuff. Adopt eggs and possibly destroy the universe. Oh, and one of them becomes a God. Yeah, pretty normal stuff to be honest. Did I mention the 80% God befriends the most powerful beings in the universe? This is a collab between me (SunnyFoxHeart) and IceTheIdiot. This is Ice's first ever story. It's basically just us falling into a random portal and ending up in different worlds. (Cover by IceTheIdiot)

Subject 3281; Chell's Story by UnisonBeck

Test. That was what she did, and Subject 3281 did it well. She was the model subject, fit, strong, on time, and most of all... obedient. That's how she was, until one fateful day, when the higher-ups at Aperture Science figured that they could get more out of their testing if two subjects were present, and so launched the "Aperture Science Co-operative Testing Initiative", pairing Subject 3281 with another Test subject. A boy. A boy who forced Subject 3281 to re-think her complacency, to yearn for freedom as they all did. To begin thinking like the girl she had been; instead of the person she had become. ~----------------------------------~ So, I was writing a short story one day, and realized that--with a bit of tweaking--this could turn into a Portal 2 fan-fic! While I do believe that Blue Sky is the BEST fan-fic for Portal 2 out there, and deserves to be canon, I think that this is still a relatively believable Chell backstory. (This is set after Cave Johnson's death, and before Caroline/GLaDOS killed everyone but the test subjects with neurotoxin, and placed Chell in stasis.) Enjoy! This is not a Chelley fan-fic, and doesn't include Wheatley, as this is set prior to the timeline of the first game. I don't own Portal, Portal 2, or the characters in the game; but this story is my own, from my imagination. I also don't own the amazing cover art, and I don't know who does... same goes for the chapter art, they're all either off of Google or Pinterest! 😂 P.S. the first chapter sort of "sets the scene" for the rest of the book, so bear with me!

GLaDOS and Me by stilliammemyself

Wheatley, hacker under the employ of Aperture Laboratories, somehow ends up on the GLaDOS Project. His job: To teach her until she's able to learn on her own. But as happens with the best students, Wheatley ends up being the one learning the lessons...

Something In The Field (human Wheatley x reader) by LittleOneRosie

~UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION~ You were a teen on a farm with your grandparents. Your parents died in a fire and you managed to escape, the field your grandparents own is above Aperture Laboratories. What will happen when a mysterious meteor hits in your backyard. What is it? Or who is it.

Want You Gone by CastorV

Goodbye my only friend... Oh? Did you think I meant you? That would be funny, if it weren't so sad. Well, you have been replaced, I don't need anyone now; if I delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad. Go make some new disaster, that's what I'm counting on. You're someone else's problem, now I only want you gone... {{A/N: THIS IS A REWRITTEN VERSION OF THE GAME: PORTAL 2! I HAVE ADDED A FEW OF MY OWN LITTLE SPINS ON IT, BUT ALL THE IN-GAME STUFFS HERE BELONG TO VALVE! I'm also rewriting this from my old account. Here is the original story: https://my.w.tt/wIneGpYzgT}}

Chelley ~ Tranquility Ignoramus by WheatleyMiner

[Before this book starts I just want to clarify that this is my first ever legit story so I'll be almost as sorry as Wheatley if it turns out bad. I also want to clarify that it contains spoilers of the real game.] So there he was, the core was there, floating aimlessly throughout the cold, vast space for eternity, with his so called 'Space Partner', trying to keep himself amused. And there she was, the dangerous, mute, lunatic, out of Aperture. Wandering upon the wheat field about her. The core and the mute had had their times, their moments, good and bad, they don't have much in common. Except for one emotion...

Portal: Glados' story by Glades_Art

NOTE (Please read): this story has changed and is now known as After All These Years (or AATY)! This au has changed since this was made and I am now rewriting it! I will keep this one up, but just know that this isn't what my au's story is like anymore! If you want, feel free to check out AATY! This story is about an au I made. In the au, Glados is her own person and Chell is her best friend. They have been friends since they were 5 years old. Her parents are Caroline and Cave Johnson. Sadly at the young age if 15 years old, she was plugged into GLaDOS and forgets her memories and her best friend Chell. Some art in the story is mine but the others belong to the original artists! Also, thank you to @caddenmaddox for helping me with a name for this au of mine! This story is a Chelldos story as well!

The Tattoo | Maze Runner | Gally x Reader by CrankThatWICKEDWolf

SERIES DISCONTINUED :C I wanted to write a Gally x reader story because Gally gets a lot of hate sometimes and he's underrated :/ Some of this will be my own little AU of what I believe are the sexualities of the characters, gender identities, including my own characters with LGTBQIA+ aspects, including some characters who survive. This is my story, and I hope you enjoy it :) ----------------------------------------------- RELATIONSHIP TYPE: Enemies To Lovers ----------------------------------------------- CHARACTER IMPERFECTION: God Complex ----------------------------------------------- "Hey, Gal!" You chirp, spinning on your heel. "Hey, that was cool." His eyebrows raise in slight surprise, now letting reality sink in that you are actually his girl. And this is what he has to deal with. "Wow, you really are hyper today." "You said it!" You grin. You feel so much energy going through you after good nights of sleep, well. Goodnights as best as you can get. "Here, take this." He hands you something and you start turning it in your hand almost immediately after receiving it. Looking down at it curiously to see some sort of wooden turn. It's kind of like the door handles, or a rower for a fishing rod. Except it's only the handle for a fishing rod. No rod or line. So it's basically just a fidgety piece of wood. You start turning both sides, spinning it around in your hand. "Easy there." Gally chuckles. He steps closer to you, rubbing his arm up and down your back to soothe you. "You doing okay?" "Yep." You chirp, grinning up at him. He double-checks your expression. His eye staring into yours to see how you're feeling. When he's sure you're not too stressed out, he removes his arm from you and throws a rag over his shoulder. "Okay, stick by me. Ya hyper little bunny..." I obviously do not own Maze Runner or the characters, that belongs to James Dashner :) Start Date: 13/08/21 End Date: 11/09/21

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Portal: A Novel (Portal/Portal2 fanfiction) cover

Portal: Core cover

The Wonderful Story of Two Weird Teenagers cover

Subject 3281; Chell's Story cover

GLaDOS and Me cover

Something In The Field (human Wheatley x reader) cover

Want You Gone cover

Chelley ~ Tranquility Ignoramus cover

Portal: Glados' story cover

The Tattoo | Maze Runner | Gally x Reader cover

Portal: A Novel (Portal/Portal2 fanfiction)

"What's that? Ooh, what IS that?" Well, it's a book. A book about a girl. A book about a monster with a conscience. A book about a friendly box and a bunch of talking orbs. This is the story of Portal. This is an unofficial novelization of a video game, which Valve owns. Portal/Portal 2 fanfiction (PG for mild peril)