married in Estonia
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Last published Mon, Jul 24, 2023
this is a joke please don't take this seriously 😭😭😭😭
Inspired by real life events (not really)
dedicated to my dumb Estonian acquaintance who inspired me to write this shit show
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IT WAS MEANT TO BE HIM
"𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 , 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖" ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Neither she loves you nor she belongs to you" her ex fiancee shouted in anger. He stood up from his king-like chair and walked towards him in a casual demeanor...."But she moans my name pretty loudly at night!" He hissed near his ear in a devilish smirk!!!! "Why are you doing this Kabir...you are playing with her , you don't , in fact you can't love anyone" he said being heartbroken by his previous statement. Tck...tck ...tck....he laughed like a devil and said..." You are right I don't love her in fact I don't love anyone...but that has nothing to do with me having her in my bed , under me ,at my mercy and you know the best part , you my dear baby brother can't do anything about it!!! Follow this journey of madness and possessiveness !!!! Highest rank🥇 #1 in Wattpad #1 in maturethemesComplete
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Cliché, Touché and Douche
{Completed - #12 highest} I was walking on a path all alone at midnight. I was just wondering around, until I saw a guy in a hoodie. He was beating the pulp out of another guy and one more man was on the ground, he was not moving. I gasped. 'Is he dead?' Or he can be unconscious, yeah 'el' he is just unconscious not dead. Duh! Who would kill a guy? As I was proceeding with my thoughts, that hoodie guy turned his face towards me. My heart had a mini heart attack. I turned my heels to the opposite direction and started to run. 'Run Ella, run for your life' was what my mind was screaming to me. I took turns without thinking, that guy was now following me and guess what? I took a wrong turn and which ended up being a dead end ' You are so dead' I thought. So, I started to think what I said last time to the people I love. 'Good night mom, love you.' to my mom, 'Stop annoying me! I'm going to bed.' to dad which also mean I love you, 'See you later Lu, love you!' to Luana. Okay my good bye says I love them all. Now I can die in peace. Granddad I'll meet you soon in the heaven, if you are there. I was still in my deep thoughts until I saw his silhouette. As, he get closer, my heart begin to race faster. I closed my eyes, until I heard him say "Ella?" O to the M to the G, this person actually knows me. I opened my one eye and saw him due to the small light hanging in that ally "Errrrr'ick!" I squeaked and mentally face palmed myself. Even at this state I'm calling him Errr'ick. "I'm sorry your highness, what can I do for you?" I squeaked again while trembling. The next second I heard his fits of laughter. He was rolling on the floor, actually rofling. I was glaring at him but I realised that I'm not in a position to glare. So, I made puppy dog face for him to spare my little life. He stopped but after seeing my face, he started to laugh again. He tried to say between his guffaws "You..... your face .....was epiccc!" He started to gasp for air and had tears in his eyes.Complete
Forgive Me
It was just a joke. I wanted to give her one last 'fuck you' before she got married to the guy I always wanted. How in the fuck did that lead to her dying? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y'all know the drill.... This story is everything that involves a person getting triggered. Please take notice to the tags and if you read and find yourself upset... I am ashamed to admit that.... that's the point, that's my writing style. It will hit at times and pull your leg. Don't like? Perfect, I have done my job lol. Love ya!
𝑀𝑦 𝐶𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑆𝑘𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑏𝑜𝑦❤︎{𝑅𝑒𝑘𝑖 𝑥 𝐹𝑒𝑚! 𝑆ℎ𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟}
I decided to do this since i was bored like always and my friends said to do a reki story so here i am 𝐘/𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 6, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐤𝐢 𝐊𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝.☆ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎: 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑭𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 18ᵗʰ, 2021 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 12ᵗʰ, 2021Complete
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#BOOK1 of Devil&Angel series ♡ 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓐𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓰𝓮, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓐𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 ! ♡ ♡ ♡ " App mujhe pasand nahi.. " I said hesitantly. " Mujhe tum bohot pasand ho. Agli wajah? " He stated bluntly. " App mujhse bade hai. " " Toh main jyada pyaar kar lunga .. " gasped hearing him. " Appko sharam nahi aati? " " Woh tum kar lena. Main besharam he theek hu. " His bold answer made her amazed . ♡ ♡ ♡ " You were mine since the moment I laid my eyes on you sweetheart... Today or tomorrow, doesn't matter , I'll make sure I'm the only one who loves you, touches you and makes you feel things that you never felt before. " He thought looking at the numerous pictures or her that was all over his room. ♡ ♡ ♡ A marriage alliance that was arranged by the 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 to make the 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 his ! ♡ ♡ ♡ He was adamant to make her his while she had her own reasons to stay away from him.. She was the reason he believed in love unknown to the fact that she has already lost her beliefs. It wasn't going to be easy for the Devil to bring his Angel in his life but we are talking about Kabir Rathore , The Devil who if wants something, he gets it by hook or by crook. ♡ ♡ ♡ ᵀʳᵒᵖᵉˢ : ᴬᵍᵉ ᵍᵃᵖ ᴳʳᵘᵐᵖʸ × ˢᵘⁿˢʰⁱⁿᵉ ᴰᵉᵛⁱˡ × ᴬⁿᵍᵉˡ ᴰᴱˢᴵ ᴿᴼᴹᴬᴺᶜᴱ Started: 28.12.23 Ended :Complete
TyVan One-Shots (discontinued)
i wrote this when i was 14 years old and i'm still atoning for this sin so please do not judge meComplete
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