This is a fanfic of @MiaDMarquez's fanfic titled "The Sperpant and the Bird." Yes, it's fanfic-seption. It's exciting no? Nikolai Volkov has always struck to the code of being an Auror: Always keep a clear head and never lose sight of the task at hand. Following this code was never an issue for him until he is charged with taking ancient magic wilder and woman of his dreams Everleigh Greyson on a long trip to the next trial. Alone. Merlin, help him.