A Diabolik Failure
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  • Parts 8
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  • Reads 74
  • Votes 7
  • Parts 8
  • Time 18m
Complete, First published Jul 26, 2023
*This file has been recovered from 7th grade and was originally planned to be a YouTube series, proceed with caution* 

A long time ago a friend had told me to watch a show called Diabolik Lovers and so, I watched it. 

Oh boy... 

This fanfic was created because middle school Cardinal thought, "this protagonist sucks so much, I bet I would be a better protagonist than her. AND since I've seen the series I'd be self aware too!" So uh, this was made lol. For the most part the story has not been edited since then (except for like two egregious spelling mistakes LMAO) and I had at the time planned a sequel based on the second season but that parody isn't happening anymore. If you want to read something that's actually good and not outdated please read my other stories (I recommend Calculated). 

Rankings: 
#831 in Raito
#139 in dialovers
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