boris pavlikovsky, the whitest man in las vegas falls in love with the mexican girl in school. in his words she has the most perfect hips, loving the way they sway when she walks. and her dark brown eyes that shine in the daylight. and her beautiful brown hair that curls at the tips. but him and theo decker both know that she does not like him back. she calls him 'guerro' meaning white boy in spanish. but at every tease he just falls more in love with her. he'll go any length for her. he steals chocolates to put in her locker in the mornings with a small note but she can barely read the handwriting. but she soon starts to realize that she's falling in love with him...