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Harry Potter Randomness

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Reads 7,594,451
Votes 565,559
Parts 242
Time 14m

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book!  

Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. 

(Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) 

Mischief Managed.All Rights Reserved

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 | √ by erubescere

UNDER HEAVY EDITING (Edited chapters will have gifs at the beginning of them to signal that they have been edited.) ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❛𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.❜ ❛𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺? 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴?❜ ❛𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨.❜ ❛𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭.❜ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ Draco Malfoy & Cedric Diggory romances All Rights Reserved ©erubescere 2015

Risk ✓ || D.M by lilmissquackson

Y/N's laughs echoed through the empty corridors of Hogwarts as she runs hand in hand with Draco. He couldn't help but smile, he's done something he hasn't done before. His eyes sparkled as he look at her face, it was full of happiness. Draco didn't know what he felt, but it was like his stomach turned around. And he knew it wasn't because of the adrenaline of pranking Filch, he knew, it was because of her. He knew, he was falling for her, Y/N Black. Falling for her was a risk, and even if it's the other way around it still was. But what's life without a little risk? • • • • • • • • • [disclaimer, i do not own the Harry Potter franchise, or you, i only own the plot This story starts at year five, and it just goes on. Also, in this story, the Malfoys, and the Blacks are not related, for obvious reasons. Highest rankings: #1 on #siriusblack Started writing (in drafts): 04/18/20 Published: 05/20/20 Finished: 08/13/21]

Truth or Dare, Kiss, Swear or Clothes - Drarry by l1ttlem0ond3ary

Harry, Ron and Hermione, and others who are the same age as them are on their last and eight year at Hogwarts. Let's see what happens when Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and their enemies Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson and Blaise Zabini plays truth or dare, kiss, swear or clothes. This is my first story so if this is bad then I'm sorry and I hope you understand☺️. I'm from Finland so there can be mistakes and if there is I'm sorry of them and if some words are in the wrong order I'm sorry of them too. CORRECTED 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 GRAMMAR MISTAKES 31ST JULY 2024.

Potter simp- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

Harry Potter one shots by 5-Seconds-OF-Swim

One shots, Preferences, Imagines, and X Reader Characters Include Oliver Wood Draco Malfoy Nevile Longbottem Harry Potter Ron Weasley The Weasley twins Cedric Diggory Viktor Krum Sirius Black James Potter Remus Lupin Severus Snape

Winners Keepers - Dramione || ✓ by AegisXyston

*COMPLETE* CRAZY and COMPLICATED. That's what Hermione's life becomes when, after a heated argument with the Slytherins, Ron impulsively bets away Hermione for the Quidditch Match. 🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 ⚠️Be Warned: THERE WILL BE PEEVES. 👻👻👻⚠️ ⛔May contain MATURE THEMES ⛔ "Malfoy!" she spat. "How dare you come here??! Give me one reason not to hex you. But wait, I'll still hex you", she said menacingly. "Relax Granger", he drawled with his signature smirk. "I am just here to inform you of our date." 💜💜💜💜💜💜 "This book is truly one of a kind..i have read many fanfics of Dramione and none of em can even compare to this.." ~~ @MtheWitch 💐💐💐💐💐💐 "SAVAGE" ~~ @StarWarrior22 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 Disclaimer: All rights, to the original Harry Potter franchise and characters, belong to JK Rowling. I only own what I add to it. #1 on #dramionewhatshot #1 on #dracomalfoywhatshot #3 on #harrypotterwhatshot #63 in Fanfiction on 2.7.17 #195 in Fanfiction on 14.5.17 #200 in Fanfiction on 12.5.17

A Young Wizard's Journey - Goblet of Fire by ArcanicScrolls

And so, with our last tale coming to a close your relationship is blooming, friendships are on the mend and your timetable is back to a manageable affair. Sure, some things didn't go to plan... okay, a lot of things didn't go to plan but that's part of the process now. You're trained, you're ready. And just in time Within the depths of the darkness lurk a new group. One that hasn't made it's presence known in the wizarding world for decades, and it's after your head this time. Not the boy who lived. You're several years ahead of your peers and your training from Remus has made you one of the most dangerous wizards of your year. Able to keep up with some fully grown. But will it be enough? Our fourth tale brings on some of Y/N's deadliest challenges. The Triwizard Tournament, The Quidditch World Cup and, Lord Voldemort's elite guard

Miley James Potter & the Secret Diary by gruff_indor

It's Miley's fourth year at Hogwarts and strange things are going on at the school. All muggle-borns are being attacked and there's talk that the school will shut down because the Chamber of Secrets is open. Can Miley, her brother the famous Harry Potter, and their friends stop the heir of Slytherin and save Hogwarts? (I do not own most of these characters and most of the plot is JK Rowlings. This is just a fanfiction!) ~BOOK 2 ~ COMPLETED ~Mature Language

Harry Potter stuff(amusemet book) by LlamaNeedNoDrama

Hello,this is my second book. This ''book'' is things 'bout HP jokes,rants,one shots,.......bla bla.I take requests,i even recommend books,i spend most of my time reading than writing!

Harry Potter Jokes by Sweetmay8

Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^

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Risk ✓ || D.M cover

Truth or Dare, Kiss, Swear or Clothes - Drarry cover

Potter simp- A HP fanfic cover

Harry Potter one shots cover

Winners Keepers - Dramione || ✓ cover

A Young Wizard's Journey - Goblet of Fire cover

Miley James Potter & the Secret Diary cover

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Harry Potter Jokes cover

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UNDER HEAVY EDITING (Edited chapters will have gifs at the beginning of them to signal that they have been edited.) ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❛𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.❜ ❛𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺? 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴?❜ ❛𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨.❜ ❛𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭.❜ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ Draco Malfoy & Cedric Diggory romances All Rights Reserved ©erubescere 2015