The Attic Goblin and the Basement Ogre
DanielleGranse
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  • Reads 22
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 24m
DanielleGranse
Ongoing, First published Jul 28, 2023
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Just like "South Park," all characters and events in this story-even those based on real people-are entirely fictional. Many of the quotes are completely made up on the spot by the author. Keep in mind Chris had NO PROBLEM writing about other people when you read this story! The following story contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be read by anyone. This is a crack story about the misadventures of Chris Chan and Chance Wilkins (Cyraxx) in their newest mistake of starting a relationship together and moving in with poor Sally and Ed (RIP Ed) in a alternate reality where Barb either was put up in an old people home or deceased before... well, let's just move on! I will be using they/them pronouns for Chris Chan to completely side step the issue. Chance's AAVE dialect comes with its own sort of baggage so it's going to be very limited use; if at all. This is a story to make fun of two lolcows/horrowcows. Nothing more and nothing less! Enjoy the laughs or I don't know, maybe keep a bin for vomit nearby, too! Also, NO! I didn't write NSFW for them and I never will! I'll just allude to some extent for our own sanity. By the way, I can't tell you how many times I had to correct where I put "Chase" and not "Chance." Damn that cop! 

 The BasedShaman bit was inspired by a Superchat (I think?) that he got asking if he would bathe Cyraxx for $10,000. Other stuff just from previous shenanigans of Chris and Chance. End of description!
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