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𝐒𝐑𝐒𝐭 πŠπ–π„πŠ πŠπ–π„πŠ π’πšπ²π¬ 𝐈𝐈𝐈
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Ongoing, First published Jul 29, 2023
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This is the third book of Shit Kwek Kwek Says.

You are not obligated to read this book as this is just an entertainment for our beloved friends. But if you decided you want to read it, then go ahead.

Welcome to our tropa's randomest kalokohan, kabobohan, kagaguhan at kabastuhan! Patnubay at gabay ng mga magulang ang kailangan. You've been warned.

THIS IS NOT A NOVEL NOR ANY SORT OF STORY.

Read at your own risk. 

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