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satire yourname yournamestory

This is a satire y/n story, I basically empathize everything and try to make it funny (?) 

So here's the beginning of the story idk 😭


[Hi I'm y/n I'm just a normal girl, or so you would think... 



I roll out of bed, my long hair drips off my shoulders and onto my stomach and back, with my sweats and over sized hoddie I speedily put my hair into a messy bun. With nimble steps I stroll  over to the body length mirror leaning on the crimson wall, with an animal fur rug sprawled under it. I stare into my alluring ocean blue orbs, it seems as if you can here and see the waves crashing in and receding back slowing from where they came. from, experiencing it all in a simple glance, they almost bulge out with the contrast they have with the rest of my glossy, glowing features. My silky blonde hair, no matter how light it may seem, it appears dark in comparison to my skin, as it is pale and smooth, and my 4'5 body. It curves into a hourglass shape, dainty as lace. Statuesque beauty radiates off me.]All Rights Reserved

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