Rei's double life (mha x hxh)

Let's wreck the Todoroki family some more by making Rei a Zoldyck.

Killua has an older sister, Rei (Illumi's twin). Rei Todoroki is a badass. The league is actually just one big, mentally unstable family. Everyone is stunned (especially Endeavor). Killugon/gonkillu marriage fluff. Hisoillu comes later on. Fuck the Zoldyck parents. Illumi and Hisoka aren't THAT bad. Everyone (hxh) has kids. And as a multishiper I don't know who to ship Deku with (so practically no mha ships). But there is Dabihawks/Hot wings and a tiny bit of erasermic (pretty much non-existent but still).

If you've read Assassin X Hunter X Hero ~mha x hxh~, this AU should be very familiar to you. Because it's the same AU. But I find this version easier to write so here it is. A shorter, more crack (not really but that's the best way I know how to describe it) version of that fanfic? Like mostly made to get constant shoked reactions (and yet it wouldn't be a reaction fic)? Something like those not depressing (love those too btw, but not my writing style) Deku as Gon fics (also, if you haven't read that idk how you got here, but I'm glad to have you)? It follows the same AU and simillar (eh, a bit) story but it's less of a story and more of a longer laugh, I think?

Don't be fooled by the first chapter, and read it till the end!

Anyways, tell me what you think about this.

This is happening somewhere after season 4 of mha. (I have not read the manga, sue me.)

English is not my first language.

This is one of my first fanfics.

I do not own the hunter x hunter, my hero academia or the art. Credits to the rightful owners.