How to Get a Girl In 4 Steps

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Time <5 mins

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Listen up loser! I see your having trouble getting, what you would call, the urethra penetration.

Well you're in luck my plump sack of shit! Today I'm going to teach your how to get off your ass and go get some hot boobage!

Note: The following tips will get you massive amounts of pussy, and just like in that awkward Drake song, (The Motto) when Lil Wayne says "Almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt" he also says, "Tongue kiss her other tongue" which is not appropriate for this story, but no matter! You'll be fucking bitches three ways in no time!All Rights Reserved

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