Wild Horse Islands NPC Oneshots

yes, that title is correct. a few minutes ago i thought to myself "what if i wrote some steven x y/n on wattpad..?" and then turned it into a oneshots fanfic.
this is satire, and is not meant to be taken seriously whatsoever

contains:
no smut
no swearing
a wee tad bit of kissing
unhinged stuff
no underage npcs (toby, shella, etc.)
no elder npcs (nancy, jones, etc.)
i will add event npcs after completing all regular npcs :3

while writing i accidentally gave the npcs personalities that aren't canon, so i'll just list them here:
william is a completely sane and normal person
cal is an arsonist
abbie is a wanna-be fashion model
bhurnes is mostly normal
steven is a closeted catboy furry
hogan is a gossip queen
sebastian is completely sane and normal
y/n is either off their rocker or completely normal, it varies between each chapter