Reptilia (One Direction Anti-FanFic)

Reptilia (One Direction Anti-FanFic)

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What if that (awful) band you love so much, weren't who you thought they were? A One Direction not-actually-such-a-Fan Fic. Oh god, I'm going to have to research the band to write this aren't I? Ugh Just a note: If anyone actually reads this, before you get all uppity and defensive about your *gag* favourite band, I'd like to say that I don't want to offend you, etc etc. I'm sure they're perfectly nice people (apart from the fact that I'm convinced that at least one is an evil shapeshifting lizard person), and I have nothing against them (other than their terrible music- fine, fine, it's just my opinion!). Don't hold this against me. It's a damn joke.
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lets get something clear, i hate one direction. so, why? dear lord, was i plucked from my hometown, and beautiful gym, and friends, flew half across america and dropped in a house with nine other girls and five of the most annoying stupid childish idiotic boys in the history of the earth. now when i say hate, i dont mean the normal kind of hate, i mean the, the second they start singing, i wanna reach down my throat, rip out my organs and strangle the five boys with them. yeah. that kind of hate. nobody would define me as a girly girl. no way. and if i did, maybe i should keep my organs around if you get my drift. no. i dont think im going to enjoy this particular "life changing" experience.

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