The Dumba Chronicles
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- Parts 2
Ongoing7m
Last published Sun, Apr 10, 2016
Santa Claus frowned deeply, scratching his beard. "Who knew someone could actually fill a whole notebook with bullshit and squiggly ugly lines?"
I sputtered. "Fuck. You."
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