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The Dumba Chronicles

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Reads 110
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Parts 2
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Reads 110
Votes 11
Parts 2
Time 7m

archaic_penumbra

Santa Claus frowned deeply, scratching his beard. "Who knew someone could actually fill a whole notebook with bullshit and squiggly ugly lines?"

I sputtered. "Fuck. You."All Rights Reserved

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Teachers Lover by cutie_pie608

"Dont you get it Mr. Guzman? Your a teacher and im a student!" "I dont fucking care! I want you and only you! What will it take to make you believe me?"

CLOUDS | drew starkey by lnf0ur

"𝚒 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎." 𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝

Exo; Lotto by Kaiyeah

"I'm not some prize in a lotto you asshole!" "Well then I want my $3000 back because I paid for a ticket with your name on it" *Wrote this several years ago (Haven't looked at it since) at the beginning of high school. Slight cringe (maybe) and minimal character development*

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Sketo- The Blindfolded One by alreadydeactivated

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Bite Me [Creek Love Story] by Cyanide_Suicide

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The Santa Clause Act (Completed) by foreverpurple1000

❝ Wait," I say, backing away. "Let me get this straight- you're Santa Clause?" I stare at the boy no more than a couple years older than me. He had to be kidding. He rolls his eyes, his handsome face illuminated by the lights on the tree. "Well when you put it that way, I suppose." The candy cane i am sucking on falls from my lips, clattering to the floor. "B-But where's the beard, the overflowing fat and the HO HO HO?" He snorts, a charming smile on his lips as he tugs on the end of my Santa hat. "Sweetheart, it's all just the Santa Clause Act.❞ ~*~ p.s. The current cover was made by Isasecret Ranking: short story #9/ Teen Fiction: #56

The Good Deed ~COMPLETE~ by JustMike75

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"Dont you get it Mr. Guzman? Your a teacher and im a student!" "I dont fucking care! I want you and only you! What will it take to make you believe me?"