Phighting ship oneshots :3 I have Subkit, Medhammer, SubBroker, BrokerZuka, Hypertana, Swocket, ValkBox, ShuriBox, MedStaff, SubHammer, Individual character angst, SkateShot, And more!! Ask for any ship not listed here, and I shall come through! Just nothing with Biograrft and/or his skins. 1. He's a robot. 2. HE'S A CHILD.
"Where did we go? What did we do?
I think we made something entirely new
And it wasn't quite me, and it wasn't quite you
I think it was someone entirely new
Oh, um
Well, I just can't stop thinking
So, um
Did you say I was different?
And you hadn't before?
Of course not
When would I have ever?
I'm so sorry
No, no, don't be
And now you're here forever!
What about you?
What about me?
Well you're here too
We're here together
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm
Hm-hm-hm-hm
Hm"
THIS AU CONTAINS SEXUAL NATURE/IDEAS, ADDICTION, SELF HARM, AND OTHER TRIGGERING TOPICS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MENTAL HEALTH.
tdlr: phighting au where uh
strippers /hj
or as my friends like to call it, the z e s t y au
if anyone says something like zestykit or zestyspace just remember this au! and then advertise it to them!1!1!
If there's one thing for certain about the Inpherno, it's the fact that well... nothing's certain. Just think about it! Around 20 years ago, there was all sorts of fun among Phights and what not. Now..? Being able to use a gear is pretty rare!
So, what's a way to make a quick buck?
...Well, there's plenty of ways, actually... this one just happens to be the easiest for Medkit.
(And Subspace is here too, I guess. And Rocket... and Sword- YOU GET THE POINT!!)
"'This one?' Can you be more specific??"
Awh, darn, you really want it?! Fine!! He's a pole dancer, what else??
Let's be real; He hates his job. Annoying ass boss, degenerate customers... Could it get any worse?
Yeah, it could.
Read about his torturous journey here!!
Oh, and I guess Subspace goes through a lot, too??
...Hey, is this done?