Bad Prophecies (draft 1)
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  • Reads 81
  • Votes 1
  • Parts 17
  • Time 2h 28m
Ongoing, First published Aug 01, 2023
The year is 1888. Kohl H. Crowley, daughter of Angel of the Eastern Gate, Aziraphale, and Demon of the First Sin, Crowley, has to make a difficult choice between what she knows is right, and what she knows is wrong. She has to choose between the ineffable plan and admitting to the humanising fault of falling in love for the first time. 

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Look, I'll be completely honest. It's been a while since I've finished writing a novel, just over a year now actually, and I just wanted to see if I was still capable of good writing. This is mostly a joke. Anyone who comes across it by accident is welcome to read it but I write for one person specifically since I'm not the best writer on here.

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Isle of flightless birds

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"What the actual fuck? There is a fucking goat in my locker. What the fuck is going on. There is a dog here too?" I can barely stand up because I'm laughing so much and Gabriel can't breath. "This is so funny. I knew this was a good idea." When Thea comes back to her hometown after being gone for a year she hopes to keep a low profile, and accidentally befriending her old friend, getting a panic attack when homecoming is mentioned in front of the whole school and getting arrested along with the principle for having a affair with him don't help her much. Add getting caught making out with your friend on the couch, pranking the school, going back to the gang she grown up with, taking her goat to school multiple times and accidentally fall into a classroom after sneaking around in the ventilation system because drugging her old school seams fun. Yeah, being back won't be easy and she won't go unnoticed like she hoped. THE FIRST CHAPTERS MAY BE BORING AND BAD. I WROTE THEM A WHILE AGO, BUT ENJOY ANYWAYS. WARNING, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BOOK IS PROBABLY ON DRUGS AND I HAVE THE WORST GRAMMAR BECAUSE ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IF YOU SEE A GRAMMAR OR SPELL ISSUE, PLEASE COMMENT AND I WILL FIX IT. ALSO, THIS BOOK IS KINDA OFFENSIVE, A LOT OF BAD LANGUISH, BAD THINGS AND OTHER NON KID ACCEPTED THINGS, SO DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG AND SENSITIVE TO THAT SHIT. NOW I HAVE WARNED YOU, DON'T HATE ON ME THEN. I ALSO HAVE THE WORST HUMOR SO PREPARE FOR BAD JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.