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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That

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Reads 8,769
Votes 291
Parts 42
Time 21h 58m

Mature

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Original Story from Ao3 by NinjaPandaScholar
⚠️The cover is mine⚠️
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.



Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual

Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested




As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.


Step 1: Don't die from the ritual

Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord

Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord

Step 4: Overthrow Ministry

Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible

Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

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It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...All Rights Reserved

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