Ferrets and Thieves

Mystery Thief!!!!!!!!!
Are YOU capable of guessing his name? Probably not! I bet you can't even get close!
Anyway my little soldiers, I have made this story because I was sleep deprived and am going through relationship issues. (None of which have anything to do with this story)

Might make some inside jokes. @cupcakquen1 will probably understand some of the Vodka and couch ones.
Thank you so much for making me laugh Violet. Love ya bestie.